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Ranking the Texas Chainsaw Final Girls

Oct 10, 2018 by RightToCensor
Joey96
Thirteen

BEST
Erin TCM 2003-Easily the most intelligent and Smart final girl in the series. I mean this girl LITERALLY CHOPPED OFF Leatherface’s ARM bitch. She did not come to play. And not only that she knew how to pick locks and hot wire cars from being a Criminal as a Teenager and that probably saved her. I mean there’s no competition. Erin is the Best.

Sally TCM 1974-The original OG to escape the family, Sally probably went through the worst out of all the final girls. I mean the family literally mentally tortured this girl for HOURS, and not only that watched her brother get hacked to pieces with a fucking chainsaw
And probably watched her friends get eaten.She almost died in the end too had it not been for that truck saving her last second and that Pickup truck saving her last minute. The prettiest final girl too. RIP MARILYN BURNS.

Chrissie TCMTB-ANOTHER QUEEN WHO WAS ROBBED, But tbh a huge part of it was her fault. Instead of getting away and saying fuck her friends/Fiance which she could have easily done since she was thrown from the car and not seen,she went back for them and that to me is admirable but it ended up costing her. ROBBED by Leatherface somehow magically appearing in the back seat of a car. Like Elizabeth she was Super likeable and Smart, but had to die to prevent continuity errors. Also Sidenote: This bitch remained hidden up until the last 20 minutes of the movie. We love a Stealthy Queen.

Elizabeth Leatherface- THIS BITCH WAS ROBBED IDC. I was rooting for her this entire film and when she died it fucking sucked but I knew it had to happen. Super Likeable and also Leatherface’s Girlfriend.

Jenny TCMTNG- SUPER UNDERRATED. Not only is she the only one with a Backstory and was the saving grace of her annoying group of friends, but she put up a hell of a fight.

Stretch TCM2- She wasn’t bad. I just found her to be annoying with the over the top screaming.

Heather TC3D- Final girl turned Villain is not a cute look sis. Very Beautiful though.

Michelle TCM3- Forgetful final girl in a Forgetful film
WORST

Comments

I should do this with the Halloween series, although Laurie > Rachel > everyone so
Sent by GrrrImABear,Oct 10, 2018
@GrrimaBear oof TEA

What do you think about this ranking?
Sent by RightToCensor,Oct 10, 2018
Grrrimabear OOP ME FORGETTING THE ONE R
Sent by RightToCensor,Oct 10, 2018
I’ve actually never seen TCM RightToCensor so I can’t tel you how accurate of a list this is!
Sent by GrrrImABear,Oct 10, 2018
Yeah it's pretty accurate
Sent by WannaBeeFriends,Oct 10, 2018
yeah good rankings! I hate how in more recent sequels they keep trying to make leather-face good/misunderstood, STOP IT!
Sent by dandoe,Oct 10, 2018
Erin was literally a fucking queen
Sent by joey96,Oct 10, 2018
Joey96 IKR ICONIC BITCH.

Chrissie was that bitch but she didn’t check the back seat😕
Sent by RightToCensor,Oct 10, 2018

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