Piocantio
Top Chef
Kool
Skiitles
Dav
Bryce
HWest
Lemonface
Kimmal
Amf
Au'Dor
Patrick
Katie
Lachy
Kaay
TGM
Tough
Russ
Smi
Eliminated
18th Owee; Ragequited
Episode 2
(Au'Dor Camp)
Patrick: That. Was. FABULOUS! C'Mon lets party! *drags Smi, TGM, and Lachy off to party*
Kaay: <_< Hey TN and Russ! *they walk over* I have reason to belive Patrick has Smi and TGM in an alliance.
Russ/TN: Really?
Kaay: Yeah and Lachy is the swing vote.
Russ: But that would mean we were in an allaince with you.
Kaay: Yeah. So?
TN:...............Can't argue with that.
Russ: What about Katie?
Kaay: Who?
Russ: You know the victim with the great hair?
Confessional TGM: I want more screen time to improve my edgic rankings! So more screentime of me less of the rest!
Confessional Katie: Crying ;_; Imma victim
(Piocantio)
Lemonface: There I built 9 beds for all of us! Now should I start making a chimney or finish the silverware set.
Dav: Hai Lemo- WOAH YOU SURE DID WORK FAST!
Lem: Ha ha I just want this to be a comfy experience.
Kimmal: Wow Lemo these beds are amazing!
Bryce: Yeah almost amazing as how sturdy they are~ You could fit tons of girls on here~
Amf: Aren't you gay Bry-
Bryce: I THOUGHT SKII WAS A ~GIRL~ AND I CHASED THE ~STICK~ BECAUSE I'M HALF DOG GOSH~
Dav: *glowers at the back of Lemons head*
Confessional Dav: At this rate Lemon won't ever be voted out because she is too loved by everyone here. I have a good plan coming along but I need two little helpers first.
(Au'Dor)
Lachy: *is sitting by water relaxing*
TGM and Smi: *tower over Lachy*
Lachy: Erm can I help you?
TGM/Smi: *grabs Lachy and drags her to Patrick*
Patrick: Hai babes. You should totally ditch Kaay and team up with us! <3
TGM: YEAH YEAM UP WITH US!
Patrick: SHUT IT!
TGM: sorry ;_;
Lachy: erm I'll think about it?
Patrick:...... Good enough for me! You can go back to your relaxing!
Lachy: Why are you sitting on a throne of skeletons Patrick?
Patrick: Aplly the memory debugger Smi!
Smi: *smacks Lachy with a bat*
TGM: Won't you get evicted because of that?
Smi: *shrugs* RadMan has insentive to ensure we don't get evicted for hitting.
(Piocantio)
Top Chef: Alright everyone gather round!
*everyone gathers round*
TC: Oh except for Skii, Bryce, Dav, and Kimmal!
*they ones said left*
TC: Kai so us 5 are gonna be the main allaince this season.
HWest, Amf, Kool and Lemonface: :OOOO
Amf: But why us?
TC:Cuz I appreantly am a bigot?
everyone there: ????
TC: Don't look at me. I was randomized that way I guess. Grrrr.
Amf: How does you being a bigot even work?
TC: SHUSH! Your name makes no sense!
Amf: ;_;
Confessional HWest: I will take down TC no matter what it takes. Sure I'm passing up a good allaince with strong people but I can't align with a bigot. I have m o r a l s.
(Immunity Challenge)
RM: Lets hold up heavy things challenge!
*groans*
RM: DO IT OR DIE!
everyone: O_O
Piocantio Tribe: We are sitting out Skii BTW
RM: Oh thanks I nearly forgot ^_^
Lachy can't pick up anything cuz she is unconious. Katie just sucks and drops her bowling ball on Patricks foot.
Patrick: MOTHER F- *drops his anchor*
Smi: AAAAAH!*drops 1000 pound kettlebell
TGM: *shrugs and drops lead safe filled with rocks*
RM: And just like that Lachy, Katie, Patrick, Smi, and TGM are all out!
Remaining Au'Dor Members: GROAN
Kimmal: UGH I can't hold on much longer!
Kool *holding a solid concrete slab*: What do you have comrade?
Lemon *turns around while gripping her worlds largest rocking chair*: WHAT A MINUTE? HOW IS A STUFFED ANIMAL HARD TO HOLD UP?
Kimmal: x_x *faints with stuffed animal*
TC: YOU WERE TO DROP 3rd TO THE MIDDLE! *angrily throws down barrel of hyper bouncy balls effectively knocking out Lemon, Kool, Amf (holding a small boat), and Bryce (holding a large box of burning coals).
Bryce: AAAAAAAAH 3RD DEGREE BURNS!
Russ *holding up Rupert from Survivor Peral Isalnds, All-Stars, and HerosvsVillains*: Is it just me or was that hilarious?
TN*holding up a box of all the t-shirts that were rejected before they got to auctions*: (grunt)
RM: Okay its been exactly 2.09843 hours and everyone but HWest (holding all of the karma in the hall of fame combined) and Dav (holding the ego of everyone in the hof) for Piocantio.
Dav: Ugh why did Mattybb9's ego need to be in here?
RM: And on Au'Dor we have Kaay (holding up Owee), Russ and Tough.
Kaay, Russ and Dav all collapse
Rm: Oh. Scratch that its just HWest and Tough.
HWest: Do I drop and shelfishly take out Top Chef or stay and see if I could beat TN and win it for my tribe with honor and fairness. Oh yeah gotta remember my important m o r a l s.
TN: Why. won't. you. FALL?
Hwest: M o r a l s.
TN: Ugh I can't beat- Woah, woah, WOOOOAH! *falls with millions of shirts falling*
RadMan: Ugh that wasn't suspenseful. Well Piocantio wins. AGAIN.
???: Wait a minute!
Everyone: :OOOO
Katie: This little karma dropped from your box HWest.
Hwest: O.O SO I lost?
RM: Well I guess. So yeah Au'Dor wins I guess.
Au'Dor: *cheers*
TC: NOOOOOOO
RM: Kai Piocantio come to my place tonight. Au'Dor sashay back to camp.
*Au'Dor sashay's*
*Piocantio leaves all glum and stuff*
(Picoantio)
TC: UGH 'friends' move in!
*'Friends move in*
TC: Tonight we take out Bryce!
Amf: Oh wait really? I'm actually cool with that.
Kool: I'm all in!
HWest: :s
TC: Good! I'm going to harass them into doing stuff that demans them.*leaves*
HWest: Guys we gotta get rid of TC! If we align with a bigot are m o r a l s will be shattered for eternity!
Lemo: Guys, HWest is right. Even if she is kinda strong and is right in targetting the pervert we need to take her down. Now whos with me?
Hwest, Amf and Kool Cheer
Dav*in bushes*: Grrrrr.
Confessional Dav: Ugh, great at working, good in challenges, can rally to get anyone eliminated, ARGH LEMON IS TOO PERFECT! I need to take her out before their is any tribal swap. If her infulence spreads to the other tribe, I'm doomed.
Hwest walks up to Bryce and Kimmal
Bryce: So then I take her legs and- oh hey West.
Kimmal: O_O
HW: Hey guys. Bryce, TC is targetting you.
Bryce: Ooooh yeah, she can target me allll she likes.
HW: Ugh Bryce, TC is an unfair bigot who wants to eliminate anyone that isn't her 'friend'.
Kimmal: :O *runs to tell Dav and Skii*
HW: No, no Bryce she isn't targetting your nether regions she wants to eliminate you!
Bryce: What about the millions of potential children that would die after we-
HW: MY POOR EARS
Tribal Council
RadMan: Your torches go in the flames conjured by our best troll Russel Hantz! Now for juicy gossip.
Ok so TC you were largely responsible for a large number of your teamates being eliminated in the challenge. Nervous?
TC: Nope. I'm the self-apointed leader and everyone loves me. And the person who I vote for even loves me.
*Dav and Skii glare at TC*
RM: Dav I sense that you disagree with TC. Why?
Dav: Well someone from her little allaince blabbed to Kimmie who blabbed to me and Skii. So now us three and the balbber are teaming up to take out the bigot tyrant.
TC *turns to HWest, Lemo, Kool and Amf*: I HATE ONE OF YOU!
Lemon: Well what can you say. Your a bigot and a tyrant.
Everyone but TC: O_O
TC:.......
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what?
Lemon: Yeah your really mean and not nice at all.
TC: HOW DARE YOU, YOU, YOU LITTLE BIOTCH! YOU BETRAYED THE FRIEND ALLIANCE! A POX ON YEEEEEE!
Lemon:*stern and fierce* I don't mind. You deserve it.
RadMan: AMG So ~inspiring~.
Bryce: Hey~ The squiggly line thing is mine~
RM: STFU Hornyce! Voting times.
-Dav walks up and happily stuffs his vote in the box-
-Kimmal, Amf, Kool and Skii all place there votes in remaning neutral mostly-
-Lemo walks up and votes Top Chef. "You are a horrible person. I am glad HWest was there to open my eyes"-
-Top Chef walks up. She madly scribbles down Bryce. "I hate Lemon! But I still want to target you so I can get more votes against you."-
-Bryce walk up. "Sorry but I can't vote for TC. Shes hot and totally wants me!"-
-HWest runs up. He reaveals his vote to be Top Chef. "I'm glad my m o r a l s got me this far. I hope you get eliminated for being a bigot."-
RM: I'll go giggle at all your votes now!
(like 3 minutes later)
RM: Kai back. Now to read the votes.
First vote, Top Chef
Bryce
Lemon
Top Chef
Top Chef
Bryce
Bryce
Top Chef.
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Top Chef.
Top Chef: CUNTS!
HWest: Phew.
RM: TC your torch or I'll have to fry you!
TC: Kai whatever >:(
RM: TC your tribe has spoken
*EXTINGUSHING TORCH MUSIC*
RM: Now GTFO! No one wants you here!
TC *gtfos*
RM: Now Piocantio I will see you all at the next immunity challenge. Where hopefully you won't lose to the other tribe because I was wrong before by saying I would be seeing them next week. Those snooty bitches ^_^
K Sashay away
FINAL WORDS BY TOP CHEF: Ugh I can't belive I was frigging voted out. It all just sucks. I wish I was less Bigoted maybe then I could have won it all. Oh well all ends here now. Bai.
VOTING HISTORY
TOP CHEF: Lemon, HWest, Dav, Skii, Amf
LEMONFACE: Bryce
BRYCE: Top Chef, Kool, Kimmal
Please Note: This is all comedy. Don't take a lot of this seriously. Oh and its a bit long. Be prepared to read. But it goes quick. K Thanks!
Tribes
Piocantio
Top Chef
Kool
Skiitles
Dav
Bryce
HWest
Lemonface
Kimmal
Amf
Au'Dor
Patrick
Katie
Lachy
Owee
Kaay
TGM
Tough
Russ
Smi
Episode 1
(Picocantio Camp)
Top Chef: Okai, I'm leader!
HWest: But what about-
Top Chef: YOU THERE! FETCH ME WATER!
Confessional Hwest: TC is a tyrant. Did that sound too mean? :S
(Au'Dor Camp)
Lachy: OMG We made it!
*tribe starts to party*
Owee (to ToughNubbs): Patrick is an old hag.
TN: :o
Owee: And Kaay is a total bitch.
TN: :ooooo
Confesstional TN: :oooooooooo
(Piocantio)
Bryce: Hey Skiitles~
Skiitles: Oh. Hai.
Bryce: Don't you think I'm ~hot~?
Ski: O.O Um ermmm
Dav: Hey Bryce! Fetch! *throws inapporiately shaped stick far away*
Bryce: MINE! *runs after it*
Ski: Thanks Dav! How did you know that would work?
Dav: Oh hes just a horny little puppy. Wanna be in an alliance?
Ski: Sure! It's the least I could do!
Confessional Dav: Everything according to plan. >:3
(Au'Dor)
Kaay: Lachy's MY friend Patrick!
Patrick: No she's MY friend!
Lachy: Umm can I say something?
Kaay & Patrick: NO!
TN: Hai Kaay/Patrick. Owee called you a total bitch/old hag. K thanks bai.
Kaay & Patrick: .... HE IS GOING DOWN!
(Immunity Challenge)
RadMan: Okai, everyone run here and back. First tribe to do so wins. Now get going!
Everyone starts running and alot of Piocantio's members are good at it :o Except Kimmal and Ski.
And alot of Au'Dors members suck. Kaay and Patrick are both fighting over who gets to hold hands with Lachy, Katie gets distracted by the pretty scenery, and Owee doesn't move cuz he is too tired after one step.
RadMan: Piocantio totally wins! ^_^ Au'Dor you gotta date with me at tribal counicl. Wear you best!
(Au'Dor)
Russ: Hey Tough wanna team up?
TN: Kai! We are the strongest people!
Confessional Russ: We are obvvy targetting Owee. He's weak and a jerk! ^_^
TGM: I want screen time :/
Smi: Me too :\
Patrick: Us three team up against Owee first then Kaay.
TGM & Smi: :O Kai
Owee (to everyone): Okai, everyone we are voting for Katie.
Katie: Why me?
Owee: Your a total bitch and everyone hates your hair.
Katie: ;_;
Conessional Kaay: Oddly enough Owee brought up a good point. Katie was as bad as Owee in the challenge plus we are all jealous of her hair. IDK what to do now :S
(Tribal COuncil)
RadMan: Torches + Fire = Life! Now questions! Katie and Owee, you sucked at todays challenge.
Katie: ;_; I'm being victimized.
Owee: It was all my plan
Everyone: :O
Owee: I knew Katie would suck so I threw the challenge to get rid of her. That and I wanna be a bigger bitch then the one,
Kaay: He wouldn't-
Owee: the only,
TGM: He doesn't-
Owee: the soon to be de-throned evil goddess,
Russ: *groans*
Owee: REGINA GEORGE FROM MEAN GIRLS
Everyone: D:<
Smi: LIES
RadMan: Voting time.
(everyone votes)
RM: Gonna read the votes now.
Katie
Owee
Owee
Ow- You know what screw suspense its obvious. Owee you lost go home.
Owee: YOU CAN'T VOTE ME OUT! *ragequits*
Katie: Even if hes gone I feel victimized ;_;
TGM: Good riddance.
Smi: No one insults Regina George!
Patrick: Oh shut up you two!
Smi/TGM: SOrry ;_;
Kaay: *raises eyebrow*
RM: Kai see you next tribal cuz lets face it you all suck! ^_^
Just post your name folks. I'll have a little description of each episode along with what happens.
1.Russ
2.Amf
3.Smi
4.Owee
5.Bryce
6.Patrick
7.TGM
8.Lemonface
9.Katie
10.Top Chef
11.Kool
12.Lachy
13.HWest
14.ToughNubbs
15.Dav
16.Kaay
17.Skiitles
18.Kimmal
