Please Note: This is all comedy. Don't take a lot of this seriously. Oh and its a bit long. Be prepared to read. But it goes quick. K Thanks!
Tribes
Piocantio
Top Chef
Kool
Skiitles
Dav
Bryce
HWest
Lemonface
Kimmal
Amf
Au'Dor
Patrick
Katie
Lachy
Owee
Kaay
TGM
Tough
Russ
Smi
Episode 1
(Picocantio Camp)
Top Chef: Okai, I'm leader!
HWest: But what about-
Top Chef: YOU THERE! FETCH ME WATER!
Confessional Hwest: TC is a tyrant. Did that sound too mean? :S
(Au'Dor Camp)
Lachy: OMG We made it!
*tribe starts to party*
Owee (to ToughNubbs): Patrick is an old hag.
TN: :o
Owee: And Kaay is a total bitch.
TN: :ooooo
Confesstional TN: :oooooooooo
(Piocantio)
Bryce: Hey Skiitles~
Skiitles: Oh. Hai.
Bryce: Don't you think I'm ~hot~?
Ski: O.O Um ermmm
Dav: Hey Bryce! Fetch! *throws inapporiately shaped stick far away*
Bryce: MINE! *runs after it*
Ski: Thanks Dav! How did you know that would work?
Dav: Oh hes just a horny little puppy. Wanna be in an alliance?
Ski: Sure! It's the least I could do!
Confessional Dav: Everything according to plan. >:3
(Au'Dor)
Kaay: Lachy's MY friend Patrick!
Patrick: No she's MY friend!
Lachy: Umm can I say something?
Kaay & Patrick: NO!
TN: Hai Kaay/Patrick. Owee called you a total bitch/old hag. K thanks bai.
Kaay & Patrick: .... HE IS GOING DOWN!
(Immunity Challenge)
RadMan: Okai, everyone run here and back. First tribe to do so wins. Now get going!
Everyone starts running and alot of Piocantio's members are good at it :o Except Kimmal and Ski.
And alot of Au'Dors members suck. Kaay and Patrick are both fighting over who gets to hold hands with Lachy, Katie gets distracted by the pretty scenery, and Owee doesn't move cuz he is too tired after one step.
RadMan: Piocantio totally wins! ^_^ Au'Dor you gotta date with me at tribal counicl. Wear you best!
(Au'Dor)
Russ: Hey Tough wanna team up?
TN: Kai! We are the strongest people!
Confessional Russ: We are obvvy targetting Owee. He's weak and a jerk! ^_^
TGM: I want screen time :/
Smi: Me too :\
Patrick: Us three team up against Owee first then Kaay.
TGM & Smi: :O Kai
Owee (to everyone): Okai, everyone we are voting for Katie.
Katie: Why me?
Owee: Your a total bitch and everyone hates your hair.
Katie: ;_;
Conessional Kaay: Oddly enough Owee brought up a good point. Katie was as bad as Owee in the challenge plus we are all jealous of her hair. IDK what to do now :S
(Tribal COuncil)
RadMan: Torches + Fire = Life! Now questions! Katie and Owee, you sucked at todays challenge.
Katie: ;_; I'm being victimized.
Owee: It was all my plan
Everyone: :O
Owee: I knew Katie would suck so I threw the challenge to get rid of her. That and I wanna be a bigger bitch then the one,
Kaay: He wouldn't-
Owee: the only,
TGM: He doesn't-
Owee: the soon to be de-throned evil goddess,
Russ: *groans*
Owee: REGINA GEORGE FROM MEAN GIRLS
Everyone: D:<
Smi: LIES
RadMan: Voting time.
(everyone votes)
RM: Gonna read the votes now.
Katie
Owee
Owee
Ow- You know what screw suspense its obvious. Owee you lost go home.
Owee: YOU CAN'T VOTE ME OUT! *ragequits*
Katie: Even if hes gone I feel victimized ;_;
TGM: Good riddance.
Smi: No one insults Regina George!
Patrick: Oh shut up you two!
Smi/TGM: SOrry ;_;
Kaay: *raises eyebrow*
RM: Kai see you next tribal cuz lets face it you all suck! ^_^
