Everyone on tengaged just ADORES you! You're pretty much the neighborhood sweetheart. AWWWW! So in order to go along with the trend, I'd LOVE to tell you all the wonderful things I love about you!
I LOVE the way your eyes glimmer in the dark, the moment after you bawl your heart out after you get dumped.
I LOVE the way your hair looks after a bird decides to take a crap on your head. Multiple times.
I LOVE the way your voice sounds after a terrible flu makes you croak like the toad that you are.
I LOVE the way your name just rolls off my tongue as I scream it at the top of my lungs along with a host of un-postable obscenities.
I LOVE the way your wildest dreams always come true at the expense of my happiness.
But most of all, I LOVE the way that everyone LOVES you and your BOOTYLICIOUS BOD when all you've ever done is SCREW. ME. OVER.
