to my EVIL๐ฟ sestra Felipia with an S
Enjoy being a HAG although I still wish you loads of money so you can afford all the anti-aging and de-haggifying creams/serums/botox in the world so you no longer have to be FuglypeS (and so you can also wear V E R S A C E in real life and not just on tengaged)
I will never forget your bday last year and waking up to 38 unread skype messages wtf o.o all from YOU and your drunk ass sending me voice memos of your horrific singing๐คข of the entire Chromatica album
I also won't forget me trying to be a good sestra and telling you your singing sucks and to stop embarrassing yourself but instead I made you CRY and sent me a video on snapchat of your drunk tears calling me MEAN and that i should "re-evaluate my life" ๐๐๐
Even though you are VERY VERY VERY WICKED(just like me๐) and send me death threats and call me bannable words all the time, I'm still proud to say that I have the coolest brother in the world๐๐๐
I can't wait for us to pull up to Coachella in a red ferrari with Jenna wearing DOLCE & GABBANA #glam
lastly, I found this VIRAL 2019 picture of you on my phone a few days ago that circulated everywhere on here and I couldn't stop laughing
bringing it back๐ FelipeS
ok fine i won't embarrass you that much so here's my version too :s
OK I FEEL VERY EMBARRASSED RE-POSTING THESE BUT THEY'RE WAY TOO FUNNY NOT TO
