Here is me n death_metal solving our problems in public... AGAIN!
Sluts cant control themselves!
by death_metal 45 min ago
My names AJ, everyone can call me that instead of Death
by Paintball 45 min ago
or we can call u slut!
by death_metal 44 min ago
You are just bitter cos I didn't sleep with your ass.
by Paintball 43 min ago
hun, i can get some,
and not the trash u brought home.
by death_metal 42 min ago
Whatever bitch just be a drama queen like usual, that's why I broke up with your ass.
by Paintball 41 min ago
its all good,
because in the end,
i didnt really want u.
by death_metal 40 min ago
Good, I'm glad that yo stanky ass didn't want me.
by Paintball 39 min ago
didnt stop u from grabbing it!
by death_metal 39 min ago
I may have grabbed it because you kept pushing yourself on me, you act like a slut yet you call me one.
by Paintball 37 min ago
ur right i am a slut,
but u, ur fake about being a slut.
ur also the one who kept asking me to fuck u.
by death_metal 36 min ago
I only asked cos you never stopped talking about it and I figured if you finally got some then you might shut yo damn mouth
by Paintball 33 min ago
i only kept talking about it because that slut u hang around (tj) told me u have sex ALL THE TIME,
by the way, hes a WHORE
by death_metal 31 min ago
Don't you dare fucking talk about TJ, he is more of a man than you will ever be boo boo.
by Paintball 28 min ago
tj aint no man,
unless being a man is...
sleeping with me after me and u had our date to lady gaga.
by death_metal 27 min ago
He would never sleep with yo dumbass, he loves me not you. Even if he did do anything with you then it was because he felt bad for you.
by Paintball 26 min ago
he didnt feel sorry for me,
he asked me to be with him, not u,
and btw,
i only went out with u to see gaga.
by death_metal 23 min ago
I can call him right now, his ass would not ever be with you and your small dick. We all know that you are just mad cos I didn't want your 3 incher and thanks for getting me those great Gaga tickets btw.
by Paintball 21 min ago
umm excuse me?
u bought me the tickets,
i bought u the tee.
and u were the one gagging on it,
so lets get that straight!
pencil dick.
by death_metal 19 min ago
I'm a good actor, I "gagged" on it so you could feel better about yourself. Sorry that my 6.5 inches makes your 3 incher seem so small but it's the truth.
by Paintball 18 min ago
id rather have my "3 incher" than ur skinny ass dick!
by death_metal 17 min ago
It's not even skinny, TJ wasn't complaining about it.
by Paintball 16 min ago
because he didnt know it was there.
by death_metal 14 min ago
Okay we can stop this now, I think we scared everyone off. lol
So there was a roach in my kitchen as i was making pizza, and then i looked for Raid, but nope nothing, so then i grabbed lemon lysol, to kill it. So then i thought it was dead, i decided to eat my pizza, when i bit into it, i tasted...
LEMONNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I spit that shit out,
brushed my teeth 3 times,
mouthwash!!!!
and threw up!!!!!
So a few weeks ago i meet this guy who works at hollister, we talked and he told me he was going to buy me a present for my birthday. Well today he gave me the belated bday gift and it was a bottle of jack daniels. Sweet, but ive meet him twice now, kind of a creepy gift, but its saturday night and im bored, so i drank it all!
