My BFF-
Me - Im like Tila Tequila.
Her - Your bi?
Me - Sure, why not.
Her - Because you aren't hot, you dont have many friends on your myspace, you dont have 30 people fighting over you.
Me - Thanks, That makes me feel special.
My Mom -
Me - I want to be on Paris Hilton's BFF.
Her - But the only person who goes on that is girls & gay guys. (This was season one btw)
Me - So... I'm just what they are looking for!
My Dad -
Me - Travis isn't my friend, hes my... my... "bunk buddy"
Him - Your what?
Me - My interest at the moment.
Him - What the hell?
Me - Boyfriend DAD!
Him - Good for you!!
BFF Hannah
Me - I Like BOYS BOYS BOYS! I like boys in cars, BOYS BOYS BOYS, Buy me drinks in bars!
Hannah - Your gay?
Me - Yeah
Hannah - Me too!
Uncle
Him - You wanna go to Selena Gomez tonight,
Me - Not really my kinda place
Him - Not even if there way a bunch of naked women?
Me - Nope.
Him - I dont know one straight man that would want to see a bunch of naked girls
Me - That should tell you something
ZIMY
Me - Im gay
ZIMY - really?
ZIMY - didn't i already know that?
ZIMY - i think i did
Me - Oh, well the cool!
