And I’ll tell you how you die when you get conscripted into the military
Booyahhayoob - you’re in a jet and get shot out of the sky :(
BotchedAbortion - You take the pin out of a grenade and you’re so busy yapping you forget to throw it and get blown to bits.
victoriaclark12 - you’re like ‘erm actually 🤓👆 I’m not going to go’ and rishi sunak crawls through your window while you’re sleeping and eats you or something idk.
Brayden_ - you seem like someone who stands on business so I’m gonna say suicide bomber and you do that cunty ‘Lucy gray’ bow pose before detonating in front of your enemies.
Jestanz - alex_naf drops a nuke on you :(( and to make it worse he then says it’s justified and everyone’s just a hater
