FIRST FINALS! Finally lmao After getting 3rd in a 15 person cast and 4th in my last one! Don’t wanna bore you guys with like gamebotty shit so I’ll just explain why I should win.
I think strategically I had the most options and influence, me and my sister Clara Janine mahogany slayed that mid game, my fellow finalists struggled to avoid going up while we were constantly on the offensive making moves and making shit work.
In the end game once mahogany got murdered I paired up with BURBERRY where we too got some work done, I think we avoided our inevitable set for as long as we could (literally), and I don’t think I’d change anything about my game
So please vote for me to win! I get we all don’t have wins but I believe out of the 3 of us I deserve the win the most, still, gl! LittleMixBlueJay7622
You’re welcome to ignore this, really just to show my friends lol, but any comments are appreciated
ALBUMS RANKED:
1.- X100PRE
2.- OASIS
3.- YHLQMDLG
4.- LAS QUE NO IBAN A SALIR
5.- EL ÚLTIMO TOUR DEL MUNDO
5.- LAS QUE NO IBAN A SALIR
Literally just leaked songs from his Instagram live, wish I had more to say but I had already typed it out then it got deleted so I don’t really have the same ideas, it’s not bad but it’s not better than the rest, so it’s last.
SONG RANKINGS:
1.- COMO SE SIENTE - REMIX
2.- BYE ME FUI
3.- PA’ ROMPERLA
4.- RONCA FREESTYLE
5.- BAD CON NICKY
6.- CANCIÓN CON YANDEL
7.- BENDICIONES
8.- EN CASITA
9.- SI ELLA SALE
10.- MÁS DE UNA CITA
4.- EL ÚLTIMO TOUR DEL MUNDO
It’s a bit disappointing considering the other 3 (main) albums before it, it probably has the weakest standout songs from any albums, and it kinda does feel like it’s rushed and the burnout as very noticeable, it does have its shining points though, TE MUDASTE is fire and BOOKER T is an absolutely ridiculously funny song like I can’t believe it exists, ROSALIA feature always appreciated, too. Oh, and MALDITA POBREZA is fun af, idk, it might age like wine!
SONG RANKINGS:
1.- BOOKER T
2.- LA NOCHE DE ANOCHE
3.- TE MUDASTE
4.- DÁKITI
5.- SORRY PAPI
6.- MALDITA POBREZA
7.- HACIENDO QUE ME AMAS
8.- HOY COBRÉ
9.- EL MUNDO ES MÍO
10.- TE DESEO LO MEJOR
11.- YO VISTO ASÍ
12.- TRELLAS
13.- 120
14.- LA DROGA
15.- ANTES QUE SE ACABE
16.- CANTARES DE NAVIDAD
3.- YHLQMDLG
Not sure what it is but it just can’t beat the first 2 albums, it has a nice vibe to it and definitely is the most unique album out of the 5, at is has bomb hits like Si veo a tu mamá and Safaera that remained #1 in Mexico and close to #1 globally for quite some time, so the success is undeniable, I guess call it nostalgia for it not beating the other 2.
SONG RANKING:
1.- Safaera
2.- Si veo a tu mamá
3.- Vete
4.- La Santa
5.- La difícil
6.- Bichiyal
7.- Yo Perreo Sola
8.- A tu Merced
9.- Solía
10.- <3
11.- Ignorantes
12.- Una Vez
13.- Está Cabron ser Yo
14.- Que Malo
15.- La Zona
16.- P FKN R
17.- Hablamos Mañana
18.- 25/8
19.- Pero Ya No
20.- Puesto pa Guerrial
2.- X100PRE
It used to be #1, I never thought I could ever not have it there but recently I kinda have become woke on OASIS! X100pre is very much the classic, it’s definitely the most fun to listen to but I have to admit the lows are worse than Oasis’s virtually nonexistent ones, and that’s enough to bump it down.
SONG RANKING:
1.- Otra Noche en Miami
2.- La Romana
3.- NI BIEN NI MAL
4.- MIA
5.- Si Estuviésemos Juntos
6.- Solo de Mi
7.- ¿Quien tu Eres?
8.- Caro
9.- Como Antes
10.- Cuanto Perriabas
11.- 200 mph
12.- Ser Bichote
13.- RLDNT
14.- Estamos Bien
15.- Tenemos que Hablar
1.- OASIS
Absolutely amazing, it’s so fucking short and sweet and amazing and fun exactly for that, having J Balvin on it makes it so much better, it can feel like a sell out sure, but, like every single song is fire there is no single dud here, I can’t see how it can’t be #1.
SONG RANKING:
1.- LA CANCIÓN
2.- UN PESO
3.- MOJAITA
4.- CUIDAO’ POR AHÍ
5.- YO LE LLEGÓ
6.- COMO UN BEBE
7.- ODIO
8.- QUE PRETENDES
And finally, if I had to do a top 10 songs of him, including singles but keeping it 90% album songs, it would look something like this
1.- Otra Noche en Miami (you really wouldn’t expect a clown like Bad Bunny would hit you with any of his songs but this one’s such an unexpected killer, if you let yourself loose and space out during this song it’s such an extraterrestrial experience)
2.- Amorfoda (Sadboy times for Bad Bunny, a great change of pace and easily the best one to sing along to.)
3.- LA CANCIÓN (Similar to Otra Noche en Miami, but it’s less subtle with the whole hitting you in the feels vibe, it’s still an amazing song and it has the absolute best vibe out of any song.)
4.- Soy Peor - Remix (original song is definitely an OG, but this remix is very different from anything on any album and it’s very much worthy of a spot here.)
5.- UN PESO (Underrated! Don’t see many people talking about it and it’s like REALLY good, LA CANCIÓN is on a whole other tier of its own, but without it UN PESO is OASIS’s peak, easily.)
6.- La Romana (Amazing king shit this one is so fun to listen to and it’s perfect for any occasion, working out, alone at night, driving, chilling, it’s very varied!)
7.- Safaera (you don’t see many songs like this one in the whole genre, it’s actually the only one to have this consistent of a beat and rhythm change, incredibly fun, especially during the right circumstances.)
8.- BOOKER T (it’s so fucking funny like it’s so bad that it’s good but it’s still technically really good, it’s Bad Bunny vibing with the 2 things he really likes and idk the hype easily catches on.)
9.- Si veo a tu mamá (Considering when it came out, it’s just a perfect context that fit in well with a lot of people, and it still aged fine, at least for now.)
10.- Vete (It’s like Callaita but better in every way, don’t get me wrong, Callaita is #11, but Vete just kind of shows all the vibes you get from Callaita and perfect it, I think it’s one of the better chorus of any song here.)
So I voted myself out of a survivor tribe to join with my friends and they subsequently voted me out too so I need health pyn for a Pokémon comparison and why (I’m really good at these tbh)
lmk if u think I’m right!
#Letal yeah I could be basic and give you like Ludicolo but like no you’re giving me fire type vibes and like the one speaking to me rn is MONFERNO #iSandeh you know what you’re MEOWSTIC cause you’re gay like that (the white one) #iiGalaxyii idk why you’re radiating with psychic type energy today I’m gonna have to go with CELEBI #Kyle12212 gamebot people get gamebot Pokémon but you’re also evil so you’re a dark type so honestly the most gamebot dark type Pokémon has to be DARKRAI #rowjone very much the white straight male of tengaged if I ever see one and you gotta be the whitest straightest male Pokémon ever you’re Greninja #Elian I’m not sure why but you give me MAGBY vibes #J2999 last time I trolled giving you pikachu but honestly thinking about it you kinda fit in perfectly with CINDERACE #David2560 you are like the biggest water type bitch of I’ve ever seen one but like the good water types not the bland ass fishes ur BUIZEL #Kiara_xoxo honestly queen legend icon perfect amazing you are the objectively best gen 3 Pokémon you’re JIRACHI #rockstarr I mean, you’re very clearly TOXTRICITY #purplebb4 the gayest gay to ever live but like in a subtle way but you’re also kinda big brained so like if we combine all of these together u have got to be HATTERENE #BluJay112 I mean there are many routes I can take with this I could argue since ur a gay music bitch bottom i can give you like gardevoir or I could say how ur emo and edgy and give you umbreon but I won’t do any of that and instead give you KINGDRA and refuse to say why #motherbird literally mom I’m gonna be basic and follow your username and give you MEGA PIDGEOT #BengalBoy a fella with all the brains and gains in the world deserves a Pokémon like GALLADE #pinkiepie512 I can’t give you a Pokémon that is more you than galarian rapidash like it’s not possible but I guess if I look at it from a different angle you could also be SYLVEON #SmoothStalker12 I mean ur a gamebot but also very funny so I feel like a combination of both would be somebody like MEW #Paige54 you’re the kinda person you pat in the head and say you’re doing amazing sweetie so u get bellossom #Singsongers I feel like ur boring but ur also gay and in a happy relationship and that gives u personality so I’m gonna give you boring with a little spark you get alolan GOLEM sosyomomma I feel like you’ve calmed down with the psycho vibes lately and are giving more flop vibes I’m gonna say Beedril because the sting is still there Lex13579 from what I’ve seen you’re usually just vibing I feel like furret fits you perfectly since I’m pretty sure ur absurdly tall???..
@AlanDuncan you’re funny but bad at mostly anything tengaged related to I’m conflicted but I’m gonna go with Sudowoodo Jaxon from what I’ve seen I’ve gathered enough vibes to sentence you to being MINUN peace123 honestly ur kinda bitchy today I have to give u PHEROMOSA FlamingJojo the username and the overall glimpses of personality I get from ur blogs and games etc lead me to believe you might be something like a QUILAVA GiGi10 I can’t say I know you enough to make this accurate but I feel like from the vibes that you give me you’re something like a RIOLU crimsonteer ur stupid but ur funny when ur stupid but u can be annoying when ur being funny because ur being stupid so I guess you’re WOBUFFET KrisStory I feel like you’re very gamebotty and vanilla so I’m gonna give you Nidoking rellizuraddixion I had a brain aneurysm typing your username so you get the brain aneurysm Pokemon you get MAGEARNA
@Thyplosion37 now I know what you’re thinking but hear me out…. FERALIGATR Jujubee I feel very strong MASQUERAIN vibes here koolness234 I feel like I should give you jynx for the famous gif you use, but I’m gonna give you bad bitch CINCCINO Kindred7 I’m gonna take a different approach and give you FALINKS! U know cuz kindred etc :3 ParvatiS I remember I gave you Lopunny last time so I’m gonna give you something different but like similar in idea, you’re BRAIXEN xcharliex I feel like a first glance at you and you’d think you don’t really slay but then you do so it’s like oh wow u get REGIELEKI Absol I feel like you do give me UMBREON vibes I do but like SHINY UMBREON rawr121 from my own experience with you many years ago you’re kind of a full blown gamebot so I’m gonna say a gamebot Pokémon in INFERNAPE Maxi1234 I’m not sure what I gave you last time so sorry if I repeat it but you kinda fit ROTOM-WASH NotNicky333 ok I’ll give you a real one this time I feel like you’re gamebotty but not smart enough to be a good one so you get SLOWBRO skyler1822 oh queen ur so good i feel like you deserve the most heroic Pokémon ever in XERNEAS FighterMan I feel like at times you can be hilarious but you can also be the spawn of satan so I’m gonna go with that route and give you GIRATINA Lemjam6 kind of a smart king who just breathes and makes half the population mald but then you can also wreck havoc so you are MEWTWO christossss I feel like you can give off dumb vibes but like it’s very exaggerated and ur actually a smart king so I guess I’m inclined to give you somebody like a HONCHKROW VanitySmurf I feel like if I base myself off your tengaged profile you’re probably a WOOPER cheritaisdelicious I could give you any Pokémon that resembles a female but honestly I’m gonna give you CHINGLING abstractjay I feel like you’re really lowkey and calm and that kinda fits the criteria for LUCARIO Marcogr45 kind of a king you’re giving me fire type vibe but like a GOOD fire type so I’m gonna give you ENTEI
