Who would be the first to hookup? Elle and Mike ;D
Of the 9, who is most likely to be dancing on a table with a leopard thong at midnight? ....Jessica and John! Team effort.
A bag of chips disappears 20 minutes after bought, who ate them? Gaston and Derek!
There is a TV Marathon on, what is it and who are you watching it with? Austin, SPARTACUS!!
There is a dance competition, who is it between and who wins? Danny [Crank That] vs Matty [Booty Shaking]; Danny wins.
If there was a mouse, who would be the first to scream? Gaston.
A pillow fight spontaneously erupts, who started it? Elle!
Someone never makes food. Who is the ass? Danny. Hands down. :P
Someone is tanning on the roof, who is it? Matty he does that IRL :X
If everyone had candy and had to hide it in the house whose would be the easiest to find? Jessica's would be in the Kool-Aid and Derek's would be in the Bubble Tea. Pretty easy.
Someone never does their bed, who is the pig? Austin he never does it!
Someone has the same sweater as you and you get mad at them for doing so, who is it? John be stealing my swag!
Ok. I was bored. Hope you liked that LOL.
Edit: So yeah I can't count to 9 properly.
Who would they be? 
2008girl and mattygeee