1) my mom takes vitamins (in the morning) and i borrowed my BFFS birth control and swapped out the vitamins for the birth control.. just now
2) Ill send a text from my Itouch to an ex friend.. tell him that its a doctor from India asking that the penis transplant is ready in a week
3) Tell my mom's godchild's (14 years old)dad shes pregnant with twins and she thinks 3 guys could be the dad
4) Wake my parents up by screaming and saying i peed out blood during sleep
5) My friends and i want to do a McDonalds drive thru prank: go up to the drive through and ask for a burger with no meat. A drink without liquid and fries not made out of potatoes and ketchup for the fries not made out of ketchup
Comments
1) oh wow
2) Not overly good, but funny
3) LOL
4) do it lmfao
2) Not overly good, but funny
3) LOL
4) do it lmfao