I have an announcement to make to y’all, to the people of America- I was at this here Mc Donalds on Dorset, it’s a Monday night, I was just disrespected in there, almost got in a fight with the gal in there. First of all, my first issue is the drive through was filt all the way up and I had to walk inside. So then, I’m, you know, I’m already mad cuz I gotta get out m’car and go inside. So I go inside, I politely say “Hey, uh, can I have a Mc Rib meal? Large size with the Dr. Pepper.” and the lady says “W- OK, that’d be $6.58.” I said “Ain’t your forgettin’ sum’in? Ma’am?” and she said “Well, what?” I said “You’re supposed to offer me the extra Mc Rib for a dollar when you buy the Mc Rib meal.” [pause] You ain’t gon’ believe it- she looked me up and down and said “Well it don’t look like you need the extra Mc Rib.” [pause] Mc ‘scuse me, bitch?! I throat punch that bitch. I knocked her ass down. So if you come to the Dorset Mc Donalds and you see a lady named Charlene in there [pause] tell her Carla sent ya, and then YOU throat punch her or punch her in the cooter I don’t give a damn! This is agains’ my civil rights! And fuck you Mc Donalds! On Dorset! Not all the other ones, I like all the other ones.
