[Note: this is going to be completely in character, so this won't be very serious :)]
Wow, day 1 was a roller coaster. I came into this house thinking I would be the resident drunk slut who would be known for boinking everyone, but instead I ended up as one of the more pathetic drama queens.
It started off great, I got really drunk, and I had relations with both amylou, Tadds, and some random dude who no one has heard of named Teegs. I thought things would just go up from there, but of course, they didn't. It turns out I will not be able to win the drunk slut award, that title will belong to amylou (or someone else probably). I guess I'll just have to shoot for the most blue award.
In my drunk state, I got into some fight with Gurl, and that caused me to gain some enemies in this house. I am so hungover I can't remember what the fight was about. All I remember is that I ended up making enemies for some reason due to what happened. All I can say is that they are just jealous of my blueatiful looks and my charming personality.
And, when I woke up from my blackout, three people have already left the house- beastmode5, ilovedance, and rdoggjcat. I wish I knew who they were, but naturally I don't considering that I thought everyone looked like a fish last night.
So, I think that's all I have to say about Day 1, hopefully Day 2 will be just as fun.
