I don't know why, but I'm suddenly inspired to post a list of the books that made me feel so warm and fuzzy inside when I was a kid, I wonder how many of these you read:
1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly.
12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
I don't know why, but I was thinking about this joke I heard a few years back, and I wanted to share it with you all:
Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive: Press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent: Ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities: Press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid: We know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional: Press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic: Listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive: It doesn't matter what number you press - no-one will answer.
If you are dyslexic: Press 969696969696969696.
If you have a nervous disorder: Please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia: Press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
If you have short-term memory loss: Press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss: Press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss: Press 9. If you have short term memory loss: Press 9.
If you have low self esteem: Please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.
Wow, before I begin, I have to say that I am SHOCKED that I made it to the final four. Who knew being so easy would get me so far? Especially considering this is my first game. The most amazing part to me is that I was not nominated once, and I'm kinda still in shock about that one.
I have learned that getting involved in fights after taking sleeping pills is not the best idea. I was so out of it that I had NO idea what anyone in the house was fighting over. If I'm not mistaken, they were all accusing each other of being fish or poultry or something. Even though I was too incoherent to understand any of the fight, what I can say is that it was LOUD as can be, and who knows when it ended?
We lost three people this time around instead of the normal two- Alkaseltzer1, SwirlyRockStar, and Teegs. I never really talked to Alka too much, but I do respect that he was able to survive being nommed as many times as he was. Swirly was one of the people I was closest too while in this house, and voting him out was a very tough decision, and I already miss him greatly. Teegs, other than the first night when we hooked up, I don't remember you at all. Where did you go off to?
Well, that's all I got for this diary. I'll be (shockingly) writing my final diary tomorrow.
I know my blogs aren't the most entertaining lately, but the blog for these two days isn't going to be any different.
Maybe it was because I somehow got sick (damn herpes), but I just can't really think of anything amazingly funny that has happened during my Slutney phase. Maybe it's because the number of people in the house has dropped, so we're just so used to each other that it has become boring.
I'm sad because now that I'm sick, Tadds no longer wants to share fundies with me. We nearly got arrested together, and now she's willing to ditch me because I'm sick :(
We lost two people again since my last blog- Dolfan1010 and Dragonberry. I hardly knew Dolfan, so I can't say that I'll miss him. I will miss Dragonberry in the house though. She was great to talk to, and so it will be a loss.
Before I go, I just have to say how amazed I am to still be writing these blogs. I never thought I would last a week in this house, so I think I'm doing pretty well for myself.
Due to the fact that I have been exhausted due to my amazing parties and slutscapades, I'm combining these two days into one super entry, so be happy.
Guess what? I got to share a pair of Fundies with Tadds. That officially made my Day 7 amazing. It has taken several days to finally get a pair of Fundies, but it finally happened, and I couldn't be happier.
As well, I think I'm really going through a period where I don't know who I am. One minute I'm some blue person, then I'm a secreslut, and then Pippy Slutstocking, and now I'm Slutney Spears. I hope this game helps me get some idea of who I'm going to be.
We're getting to the point in the game where it is not fun to see people leave. I lost two people that I liked in the last two days, that being Zac and Amy. Zac is a great singer, and he entertained me with his music. Amy is the whore goddess herself, and the person I strive to be like someday.
Well, I know it's a short blog for two days, but I don't remember much about previous days, so...
Thanks y'all for reading, and I hope you enjoyed it,
-Crapthy
I really don't know why, but I can't really remember today at all. I think maybe it was one of those uneventful days, but still I don't really remember it.
I think maybe the main cause of this was the fact that I found some sleeping pills, and considering that I haven't taken any in like a week, it led me to do some strange things and pass out. With that being said, anyone know why I'm asleep on a bed of nails?
Today we said goodbye to Omar, and once again, I think I may have talked to him some, but I was drunk, and I don't remember it. I will miss him because we have been together five days, and after five days you like become a family or something.
I'm sorry this blog isn't as insightful as my other kick-ass blogs.
Thanks for reading,
-Crapthy
[In seriousness there are storms coming my way so hope and pray I do not lose Internet access, because if I do, you may not get a blog for awhile]
