2nd
What the actual fuck? I finished Match with 31100 and the challenge saved and showed the correct score on the "Challenge" page. I go back 10 minutes later and it has been reduced to a big fat 0. Can anyone tell me what the fuck happened?
I'm just going to go ahead and claim myself the alpha-hetero on Tengaged considering everybody-fucking-else got upwards of 80%. 
For some reason, I've always had this irrational fear of sloths. Their faces just look so... menacingly happy all the time. Plus they're so awkwardly shaped, and their motions are really eerie. Plus, they have really big claws. I'm not afraid of spiders or snakes or anything, but sloths just creep me the fuck out.