Be irrelevant! It's not hard!
Here's a guide on How to be Irrelevant!
#1 Be a low level
While this does not guarantee irrelevance, irrelevancy does favour the lower levels. If you're a TV Star, you should quit for 7 days and make a new account, which leads to...
#2 Have a boring username
If you go for something which is unique, fun or based on a character/reality star, you could become relevant! Go for something like "BigBruvaLuvaBoy9001" for ignored blogs.
#3 Blog about things which only interest you, or 1 person
If you blog something about a TV show or celebrity, that will get lots of attention! You don't want that! But if you say things like, "Don't drink while deriving" with a dy/dx, very few will giggle! I did! :(
#4 NO PYNS OR GIFT GIVEAWAYS
Those are guaranteed 100 points! Don't do those! They make you relevant for a day! :S
#5 Be blunt and honest from Day 1
With no secrets comes no confessions. No confessions mean no change of perspectives or you being a topic of discussion. :)
#6 Never get involved in drama
Don't play hard and no one will notice or hate you. You will not just have the peace of irrelevancy but also the dramafree harmony. ^_^
#7 Don't be interesting!
...Or be interesting? I dunno, neither work! XD
