[Edit: We ain't all kids...]
Why do you need Rando to log in? Jus to say "Hi, I do stuff! Tra la la!"
Updates, fixes n moderation can be done by him while he is not logged in! So why do you need him online? So he can twerk n dance for you? What? Why?
GROW DA FUCK UP!
N rememba that this site runs great! It rarely crashes!
Most tabs work on mobile n tablets.
The social community functions well.
The website exists without leaders giving us instructions!
We run this site as people!
We pick the Stars Winners!
We pick the top blogs!
We know how to manipulate the algo!
We never need to buy T$!
We can have a great time here without ever being affected by the rules!
We run this site. Every fucking day.
What do you NEED Rando to do for you?