For scrutinizing every detail of my life since the day I moved into this fishbowl. You have pried and snooped and gossiped about me like I was your own, personal laboratory subject! How would you like it if I turned your life inside out? If I told all these people that Chad, your husband, slept with the spin-class instructor, long before me. Well maybe he acts that way because you *BLEW* the *roofer* at the cabin!
