Barbra, CF, Last Season 17th Placer - I’m back, bitches! My game ended way prematurely last season, and the public saw that and gave me the fan favorite prize. The fact I got that probably is why this season existed, because rocks took out 3 others pre-maturely... but I’m the one that won Fan Favorite, so I have a standard to uphold.
*IN THE WOODS*
*Idina & Kristin immediately hug each other, excitedly*
Idina, CF - Kristin and I were in the original Broadway production of Wicked... we’re not necessarily worried that’ll make us a target. Of COURSE, Barbra did this last season, she got rocked out obviously... I also have connections with Lea. I played her mom. She’s like a younger me. I’m feeling good about my position, but my loyalty lies with.
*Kristin hugs Idina*
Kristin, CF - I am good with Idina, OF COURSE... but I know she’s good with Lea. That could either be an ally or a threat.... we will see.
*Camera cuts to Lea laughing, staring at the water*
*TRIBE R&B*
Ciara, CF, Last Season 16th Placer - I got rocked out with an idol, I took a power position from the jump... I don’t regret that, but I do think going in I have a bit of a target on my back this time... maybe I just need to lay low? Contribute in challenges... just wait for my time to shine.
*NEAR THE CAMP*
-Alicia, Ashanti & Tinashe gather around, whispering-
Tinashe - She might’ve gotten 16th, but she was a STRONG ass player.
Ashanti - I agree. I think us 3... stick together.. **** the other 2. Ciara first.
*The Other 2 nod along*
Ashanti, CF - Ciara is a threat. She could’ve won last season. That’s a fact. I love my sis, but she’s gotta go sooner than later. Tinashe, Alicia and I will make that happen. Sorry, Ciara.
*TRIBE COUNTRY*
Dolly, CF, Last Season 10th Placer - I made it to the halfway point last season, which is pretty daggone good for an old Missy like me. I have a good relationship with much of the tribe, but... it’s time to cut their throats, hehe!
*Carrie pulls Dolly aside and starts strategizing with her*
Carrie - I think I’m the strongest competitor on this tribe physically, you strategically. We can be equally beneficial to each other..
Carrie, CF - I need to get a jump on Dolly immediately, because she knows this game better than anyone. Plus, she’s a hot ticket, like, people will want her. So I need her on my side FIRST.
Dolly - I think we’d be a force.
Dolly, CF - I’m really popular already! But Carrie seems fit and smart, so... I think she’s a good ally!
*TRIBE RAP*
Azealia, CF, Last Season 8th Placer - I almost won. Plain and simple. I was PLAYING to win. And the rock f**ked me. Like it attacked me. I hate f**king rocks now! But I’m back. This time, I’m simply going to win. That’s all!
*Queen Latifah and Missy take Azealia aside*
Missy - Girl, we know you got issues with Bhad Bhabie and Iggy... we got your back, just saying.
Azealia, laughing - Legit? You’re already coming at me with this plan to end those 2 cracker ass bitches?
Queen - It’d be a mutual benefit.
Azealia - Y’all really speaking my language.
Missy, CF - Every season in reality history... returning players dominate. I want to be on the winning side, so.... Azealia, hi! I’m Missy.
*IMMUNITY CHALLENGE*
Broadway Tribe wins immunity!
Country Tribe wins immunity!
Rap Tribe wins immunity!
RnB tribe sends Idina to exile.
Ciara, CF - Well, my tribe lost immunity... and I don’t have any secure bonds yet... but I’m not quitting. I didn’t come for a lower placement, that is for CERTAIN.
*EXILE ISLAND*
Idina, CF - Exile Island is where you’re all alone to survive for yourself, while your tribe back at camp could be plotting GOD knows what. I feel comfortable enough with Lea and Kristin, not to... well, care. I’m okay with this kingdom of isolation.... that I’m the queen of... do you get it?
*Idina digs around*
Idina, CF - Now, the benefit of Exile is... you can find a...
*Idina finds the idol*
Idina, CF, holding the idol up - A Hidden Immunity Idol! Here... and... I DID! I won’t be telling anyone about this... yet. It’s my little secret... *maniacal laugh* Because, if I tell anyone... they could feel the need to blindside me and it, so.... why spoil nice things? I’m feeling... GREAT!
*TRIBE COUNTRY*
-Carrie and Dolly sit in their shelter-
Carrie - Do you have any tips for me?
Dolly - Tips?
Carrie - You did this once already!
Dolly - Doll, I got 10th Place with 0 allies and a rock in my pocket!
Carrie, CF - I just feel like Dolly is... my great great grandmother. She’s so sweet and eccentric. I love her! It’s only day 3, but I can see myself in the end with her!
*TRIBE RAP*
-Iggy starts the fire using flint, and starts building the shelter so it’s stronger-
Iggy, CF - I know I’m in hot water with both Bhad Bhabie and Azealia Banks, so... I’m gonna do e’rything I can so that I can stay... like, these petty bitches really try me, but they play themselves, because I’m helping e’rybodies lives be easier.
-Bhad Bhabie applauds her, literally-
Bhad Bhabie, CF - Yo, I hate that bitch - but if she finna help us out, I’m only 15, so I’m grateful for that, I ain’t got the energy for that s**t, so... you go, bich, you go!
*TRIBE RnB*
-Ciara sits around, as everyone, Besides Nicole, who is just sleeping in the shelter, ignores her-
Ciara, CF - I might just be paranoid, but no one’s really... TALKING to me... so I feel like that might be a bad sign, and when I approach someone, they just kind of... are short with me, so... I’m getting a bit suspicious!
*IN THE WOODS*
Tinashe, CF - We had this plan since before tribal, so... all we have to do is follow through. I think we’re all in agreement, and Nicole hasn’t seemed to do much talking at all, so... we might be a unified tribe!
-Tinashe, Alicia & Ashanti fist bump, before going to tribal-
*TRIBAL COUNCIL*
Cher - I will read the votes...
First vote... Ciara.
Second vote... Ciara.
-Ciara frowns and nods-
Cher - Third vote... Tinashe.
Ciara - Sorry, girl.
Tinashe - All good.
Cher - Fourth vote and player leaving... Ciara, I’m sorry, sweetie. The tribe has spoken... One diva down, and a unified tribe... will that continue? Whatever, bye. Have a nice night, Divas!
Ciara, Leaving Words - I came back here for redemption and it didn’t happen, so, clearly I’m upset. I don’t blame the women, I did come off strong last season... maybe I should’ve done it again. I’m bummed... for sure. I don’t think I’ll be getting another chance any time soon, so... it’s been real!
