QUICK LIL NAMES : Kaseyhope101 - Martha, the lone survivor & hero #DeathIsGreat - Death, the killer (TRUE IDENTITY TO BE REVEALED) xrain_shooter - Slutty gay one kelly2722 - The Bitchy Friend thirteen - Creepy guy who shows up to the party uninvited *DECEASED* KingGeek - Random bitchy friend to Bitchy Friend HaliFord - Random bitchy friend to random bitchy friend to bitchy friend (RBFTRBFTBF) AlyssaAF - Random bitchy friend to random bitchy friend to bitchy friend to bitchy friend (RBFTRBFTBF) *DECEASED* loopspeare - Intellectual Friend Illdi - Asian who isn't really connected to this group in any way but shows up (AKA Asian) *DEAD* Timster - Black friend (gender unspecified, but character is black) *DEAD* thirteen - Missing Boyfriend *DECEASED... OR IS HE???* pegasus1234 / rosemulet - Rose & Anna Mulet, a confused celebrity with two personalities, acting as a detective after hearing noise complaints from the party
FINAL NEW CHARACTER : koolcoop - Younger Brother jenzie - Head Cheerleader, Missy Kapone jourdanbabyxoxo - Head Cheerleader, Missy Kapone's daughter, River Kapone
*AT THE PARTY*
-Martha's younger brother exits his room, and notices a pile of dead bodies outside his room-
Younger Brother - Fuck that. -closes door, and locks it-
*CUT TO : LOBBY*
-Bitchy Friend & Slutty gay + footballer are still dancing to Selena Gomez-
Martha, to the Random Bitchy friends to the bitchy friend - How are they still celebrating.
RBFTRBFTBF - Well, slutty gay is still half a virgin and a devout Catholic.
Martha - Wait, wait, wait... The gay is Catholic.
Rose/Anna, whispering - Gross, he should be stoned for his deep dark sin.
-Martha & the random bitchy friends stare at Rose/Anna-
Rose/Anna, whisperin - Why should I filter myself to meet all of your expectations and opinions?! -raises voice to a taking tone- YOU KNOW WHAT. I AM AN ANTI FEMINIST, CATHOLIC, HOMOPHOBIC, RACIST, MINORITY SHAMING, STRONG, CONFIDENT WOMAN AND I SPEAK MY MIND. HEAR ME ROAR. -storms upstairs-
RBFTRBFTBF - Why does she always whisper?
Martha - Because her parents got bombed when they had her, and that caused her vocal chords to be blocked. At least, that's what "Tiger Beat" magazine says what happened.
Random Bitchy friend to bitchy friend - I read it was cuz on one of her mood changes she took a butter knife and ripped her vocal chords out.
Martha - She'd be dead.
Random Bitchy friend to bitchy friend - Her parents snap up to her concerts, and they look NORMAL.
Martha - Maybe, it was a gas bomb!
-RBFTRBFTBF rolls her eyes and walks up stairs-
RBFTRBFTBF - ROSE AND OR ANNA?
-Death comes out of no where and eats RBFTRBFTBF-
RBFTRBFTBF - AHHHHHH!
Rose/Anna walks out of the bathroom and sees Death, with pieces of RBFTRBFTBF in her mouth-
Rose/Anna - AHHHH! -knocks on Little Brother's door, and he doesn't answer- FUCK YOU, CUNT. -notices a window- AHA! -jumps out of it, breaking the glass- AHHHHHH!
-Death walks up to the window, looks down, and notices Rose/Anna splattered all over the pavement-
Death - Really?! She thought she could survive 5 stories?
-Little Brother punches Death in the back of the head, and pushes her out the window-
Little Brother - AHA, CUNT!
-Death flies back up to the window, and enters back in the house-
Little Brother - BITCH CAN FLY?! -runs away-
*BACK TO THE LIVING ROOM*
-Bitchy Friend is having sex with Football player on the coach, slutty gay friend watching, evilly glaring-
Bitchy Friend moaning - THE BOOKS ARE RIGHT... GAYS ARE BETTER AT IT.
-Martha and Random Bitchy Friend to bitchy friend stare-
Martha - Where is everybody?
Intellectual Friend - Don't ask me. They all disappeared.
Martha - You're still alive?!
Intellectual - Yeah, and Martha. I love—
-Martha starts making out with him-
Intellectual's eyes widen and he pushes away - I'm fucking gay! I was going to say... I love s,it— -slutty gay runs over to him, and tackles him down and starts making out with him-
Martha's mouth drops - WHAT THE FU—
*UPSTAIRS*
-Little Brother is chased out to the outdoor patio, and he looks down to see if he can jump-
Little Brother - There is a pool. -walks up to the ledge, and walks out Death pushes him down-
-Little Brother didn't notice the pool is covered for the Summer due to bugs, but either way, he lands on pavement and breaks ALLL his bones-
*BACK INSIDE*
-Intellectual and Slutty guy are fucking-
Bitchy Friend is done with Football player, and she wipes her mouth - That was highkey disgusting. You're bad at that. Go.
-Football player walks outside and is shot in the head by Death and eaten whole-
Bitchy Friend - AHHH. WHO COULD IT BE WE ARE ALL HERE?!
-Death walks up to Bitchy Friend and makes out with her-
Bitchy Friend's eyes widen - BITCH, I AM NOT LESBIAN.
-Death takes off her mask and it's Missing Boyfriend-
Bitchy Friend - HOW DAFUQ?!
Missing Boyfriend - I used RBFTRBFTBF to pretend to accidentally murder me because I knew she hated you. I told her she could've killed you right after.
Bitchy Friend - Backstabbing bitch. Why did you kill her and why'd you do any of this?
Missing Boyfriend - Because... I LOVE...
Martha - Aw so sweet but no.
Missing Boyfriend - INTELLECTUAL FRIEND.
Martha & Intellectual Friend, who randomly starts listening - What?!
Slutty gay friend, kissing Intellectual's neck - Don't listen to him. I'm hotter. -takes off shirt, and Intellectual's shirt-
Intellectual Friend slaps Slutty gay's hand - Stop. I'm intrigued.
Missing Boyfriend - I've loved him ever since the first time I saw him. I joined the football team and fucked the head cheerleader the past 4 years to deny my obvious homosexuality.
Martha - You're 21. You shouldn't be in high school at all. Also, your girlfriend is 14. You haven't fucked her yet, right?
Missing Boyfriend - I'm not a pedophile.
Bitchy friend - YOU FUCKED HEAD CHEERLEADER, MISSY KAPONE?!
Missing Boyfriend - Sorry.
Bitchy friend - Did you at least eat her afterwards?
Missing Boyfriend - I don't eat hot babes.
Bitchy friend crying - I AM FUCKING DONE. *calls Missy Kapone* Hey, girl! Come over! The party isn't done yet! *hangs up* She'll be here in 3 minutes. -steals gun from Missing Boyfriend- Fuck you! -shoots him in the leg-
Missing Boyfriend falls to the ground - AHHH!
Intellectual Friend makes out with Missing Boyfriend - Don't die yet. You're too hot.
-Slutty gay friend grabs a butchers knife and stabs Intellectual in the back of the head, and then the Missing Boyfriend in the forehead/brain-
Slutty gay friend crying - I QUESTIONED MY FAITH FOR YOU. -hysterically cries-
Martha - Are you okay? Hug?
-Slutty gay cries and hugs Martha-
Slutty gay, crying hysterically - I GIVE AND I GIVE AND I GIVE... I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO RECIEVE.
Martha - Oh, shut up. -takes butchers knife and cuts his throat- Oh shit, did I just...
*OUTSIDE*
-Bitchy Friend paces back and forth-
Head Cheerleader, Missy Kapone drives into the driveway and walks out - What's the haps, sis?!
Bitchy Friend - I'm not... Your sis, slut.
Head Cheerleader, Missy Kapone - LANGUAGE! My 5 year old daughter is just in the car and can hear you!
Head Cheerleader, Missy Kapone's daughter, River - WHAT'D THE HAPS, SIS?!
Head Cheerleader, Missy Kapone - NOTHING SIS!
Bitchy Friend - You have a 5 year old daughter? You're 16.
Head Cheerleader, Missy Kapone - 18. I was 13 when she was conceived. She's the light of my life. Thank God I lost the weight. It's truly inspiring to see so many teen girls realize it's okay to be a teen mom and it doesn't define you.
Bitchy Friend - So, you're... A model teen mom?
Head Cheerleader, Missy Kapone - Yes. And I've never been happier.
Head Cheerleader, Missy Kapone takes out her emergency pocket knife, slashes Bitchy Friend's throat and runs - START THE CAR, RIVER. SHE ATTACKED FIRST. DRIVE TO MEXICO!
