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PLZ VOTE FOR ME Oct 29, 2011
I AM ONLY OUt BECAUSE I COULDNT MAKE IT TO THE HOH AND POV THIS WEEK
http://www.tengaged.com/group/4374/poll/who-shud-come-back-part-2-62686T BECAUSE I COULDNT MAKE IT TO THE HOH AND POV THIS WEEK
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read all of these or at least most haha Oct 26, 2011
http://www.tengaged.com/blog/Jordonk/2073148/lmao
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LMAO Oct 26, 2011
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
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joke Oct 26, 2011
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum?

He got stuck in Orbit!
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you wanna hear a joke Oct 26, 2011
THE INDIANAPOLIS COLTS
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read the end of page 6 and the beginning of page 7 WTH Oct 26, 2011
http://www.tengaged.com/group/4284/forum/topic/4815540
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