1. Foreplay is immediately ruined when you're asked to remember your "mother's maiden name."
2. Pillow talk is suddenly interrupted by unwanted pop-ups for Classmates.com.
3. Your blender and microwave would start to get jealous and eventually, self-conscious.
4. This time, "defragging" your girlfriend isn't as exciting as it sounds.
5. Not only does she constantly ask you "What are you thinking?" after sex, but your response has to be 140 characters or less.
6. The hybrid models might be better for the environment, but are twice as creepy since they don't make any noise.
7. Making a sex tape means the camera can get jealous.
8. You still need a GPS to find her G-spot.
9. "Not tonight I have a headache" is replaced with "Can't find a usable main.tcl in the following directories: C:/CYGWIN/TOOLS/share?gdbtcl, C:/gywin/tools/gbtcl, C:/cygwin/tools/gbtcl/admin.doc, no such variable, can't read "errMsg", no such variable while executing "tk_messageBox -title Error message, could not find the widget libraries, "got nameofexec: [info nameofexecutable], error(s) were \n$errMsg" -icon e.., invoked from within, "if [{find_iwdigets_library]} {tk_messageBox-title Error -message, could not find the widgets libarires. God nameofexec: [info nameofexecutable.. (file "C:/cygwin/tools/share/gbtcl/main.tcl" line 53) invoked from within, "source C:/cygwin/tool/share/gbtcl/main.tcl" ["uplevel body line1} invoked from within, uplevel\#0 [list source $file]"
10. If it's under 17 years old, it'll be hacked and fondled by hobbit.
1. Foreplay is immediately ruined when you're asked to remember your "mother's maiden name."