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BEASTIALITY: THE TV SHOW

Sep 26, 2010 by Joeposh
SCENE: SKEEET FINDS OUT SHE'S PREGNANT FROM HER PET DOG, AND HER BOYFRIEND SEBASTIAN IS SHOCKED.  SKEEET'S BESTFRIEND SASSY003 BREAKS UP THE FIGHT.  

skeeet: UGH!! IT'S BEEN A MONTH SINCE I'VE HAD MY LAST PERIOD.  WHAT THE BOBBA?

sebastian: well we haven't had sex for over 4 months...

skeeet: yeah idk i'm probably just an irregular slut!!

sebastian: :D of course you are!!

**sebastian leaves room**

skeeet: FUCK ODEY

*CALLIE STARES @ HER AND SEBASTIANS PET DOG OF THREE YEARS*

skeeet: you fucking knocked me up now im gonna have little pups!! BOBBA!

skeeet: i'm just going to call my girl sassy...

*skeeet calls sasssy*

sassy: HEYYY GURLLL

skeeet: hey girl...can you come over!  i have something i need help with!

sassy: yeah gurl ill be there in a fEWW!!!

**1 hour later sassy arrives**

sassy: HAII GURL I BROUGHT THE VODKA!!!! (h)

skeeet: OMG I LAVVV VODKA.  OK BEFORE WE DRINK I NEED YOU TO HELP ME ABORT THE BABY

sassy: OH MY GOD!! SEB GOT YOU PREGNANT?

skeeet: well...no...not seb...

sassy: OH MY GOD YOU CHEATED ON SEB?...

skeeet: yeah...well kind of...with...odey

**audience laughs**

sassy: YOUR DOG? NO WAY....

skeeet: YES SORRY ONE NIGHT I HAD TOO MUCH WINE AND FUCKED MY DOG THAT'S NORMAL

sassy: ha! you're right i fucked the shit out of my dog the other day!

**the girls laugh and get an abortion**

sebastian:  did i hear something about you fucking the dog skeeet...

**skeeet and sassy are drunk**

skeeet: yeah...im so sorry seb

**skeeet gives seb a drunk gross kiss**

sebastian: it's okay!! i fucked the shit out of oadey numerous times! maybe sometime we can have an orgy!

sassy: YOU CAN'T HAVE AN ORGY WITH OUT ME...

skeeet: yes...oh god this is making me horny as we speak

**skeeet pounces on the dog and gets dirty**

sebastian:  wow you're a fucking dumb bitch skeeet

*sebastian begins kicking and abusing skeeet*

*sebastian runs to the dresser and grabs a gun*

*sebastian shoots skeeet*

sebastian: bitch... treats you right... *he smiles*

sassy: oh my god seb!  you killed her!  about fucking time... now it's just us!

sebastian:  DON'T FORGET OADEY!!

**They all have a posh little orgy**

Comments

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Sent by Sassy003,Sep 26, 2010
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Omg. I died lolololol
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shut up robert
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