๐๐MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES๐๐!! Now that itโs finally DICKmas ๐ ๐ฆ Santaโs about to slide ๐ ๐พ๐ down your hot ๐ฅ hot ๐ฅ chimney tonight. So lick ๐ฆ๐ those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog๐ผ, itโs about to get wet down at Santaโs workshop๐๐! Donโt forget to slide down that XXXtra ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ big North Pole, and make sure your ๐ช cookie ๐ชis yummy enough for Santa to eat๐!๐ but are you bad enough to handle Santaโs giant juicy 8=candyโCOCK=D๐ฆ??? Send this to ๐ of your baddest bitch elves๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ If you get 5๏ธโฃ back, youโre on the naughty list this year.๐๐ฆ! If you get ๐ back you better be ready for Santaโs hot ๐ฅ CUMlatteโ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ค if you get 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back youโve got the most bitchin ๐ฌpeppermint ๐ฌpussy in the North Pole! โ๏ธโ๏ธ hope you get to BLOW๐ฌ lots of XXXmas DICK, and that you get lots of XXXmas ๐ CUMMIES๐๐ HAVE A SLUTTY๐ฆ๐๐ DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! ๐ ๐ฟ๐ ๐พ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ผ๐ ๐ป
Tier 1: Iconic
๐๐จ๐ซ๐ง๐๐จ
๐๐๐จ๐ก ๐๐จ๐ง๐ (really good final 3, great characters, great game moments)
๐๐๐๐ซ๐ฅ ๐๐ฌ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐๐ฌ (such a fun season)
๐๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ (wonderful memorable cast, great winner)
๐๐ข๐๐ซ๐จ๐ง๐๐ฌ๐ข๐
๐๐๐ซ๐จ๐๐ฌ ๐ฏ๐ฌ ๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ข๐ง๐ฌ (this is how you do a returning season)
๐๐๐ ๐๐ฒ๐๐ง (entertaining cast)
๐๐๐ง ๐๐ฎ๐๐ง ๐๐๐ฅ ๐๐ฎ๐ซ (one of the best winner journeys)
๐๐๐ฏ๐ข๐ ๐ฏ๐ฌ ๐๐จ๐ฅ๐ข๐๐ญ๐ก (entertaining cast)
Tier 2: Great
๐๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฏ๐ข๐ฏ๐จ๐ซ ๐๐ (great winner even though terribly edited, entertaining characters, good drama/eliminations, why did they do Heather so dirty tho)
๐๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฏ๐ข๐ฏ๐จ๐ซ ๐๐ (a few annoying characters but a wonderful and exciting winner)
๐๐ก๐ ๐๐ฆ๐๐ณ๐จ๐ง (iconic winner, great characters)
๐๐๐ง๐ฎ๐๐ญ๐ฎ (really fun cast with powerful women, ok winner)
๐๐๐ง๐๐ฆ๐ (entertaining and memorable cast)
๐๐๐๐จ๐ง
๐๐ง๐ ๐๐จ๐ซ๐ฅd
Tier 3: Decent
๐๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ฅ๐ข๐๐ง ๐๐ฎ๐ญ๐๐๐๐ค
๐๐๐ซ๐ข๐๐
๐๐๐ซ๐ช๐ฎ๐๐ฌ๐๐ฌ (how they didn't bring back the first black winner is beyond me)
๐๐ฎ๐๐ญ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฅ๐ (fun season, but I can't remember most of the cast)
๐๐จ๐จ๐ค ๐๐ฌ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐๐ฌ
๐๐จ๐๐๐ง๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐ฌ (highlights Sierra and Taj)
๐๐๐ฆ๐จ๐ (lopsided editing especially the winner, but enjoyable season)
๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐ข๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ข๐ง๐๐ฌ
๐๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ ๐ฏ๐ฌ. ๐๐๐ญ๐๐ซ
๐๐๐ฆ๐ ๐๐ก๐๐ง๐ ๐๐ซ๐ฌ (Sarah wasn't shown until like 7 episodes in.... editors hate women winners)
Tier 4: Meh/Lame
๐๐ข๐ง๐ง๐๐ซ๐ฌ ๐๐ญ ๐๐๐ซ (horrible bootlist because all the early season people got eliminated one after another, premade alliances, terrible finalists except for Michele)
๐๐๐ ๐ ๐จ๐ ๐๐ฑ๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง (wtf winner, somewhat entertaining, has Joe who is racist and said the n word on the edge a few times, highlight is Victoria)
๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ฎ (lots of forgettable people, boring eliminations)
๐ ๐ข๐ฃi
๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ๐ก ๐๐๐๐ข๐๐ข๐
๐๐๐ซ๐๐ฆ๐จ๐๐ง
๐๐๐ฆ๐๐จ๐๐ข๐ ( jeff Varner and joe anglim....)
๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐ง๐ข๐๐ฅ๐ฌ ๐ฏ๐ฌ. ๐๐๐ง ๐ (all the POC getting voted out prejury is sickening, but somewhat entertaining season)
๐๐๐ซ๐จ๐๐ฌ ๐ฏ๐ฌ ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ซ๐ฌ ๐ฏ๐ฌ ๐๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฅ๐๐ซ๐ฌ (lame theme, trash winner)
Tier 5: Terrible
๐๐ก๐๐ข๐ฅ๐๐ง๐ (sexual assault, winner got arrested)
๐๐ก๐จ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ข๐ฌ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐ (forgettable cast, terrible editing that was skewed toward only 2 people, also sexual harassment from producer)
๐๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฏ๐ข๐ฏ๐จ๐ซ ๐๐ (bitter jury, dull season, like 5 women eliminated in a row/meninist)
๐๐ฌ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐ ๐จ๐ ๐๐๐จ๐ฅ๐ฌ (sexual assault, boring winner, highlight is Karishma)
๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ฌ (boring, terrible bootlist, sexual assault again)
๐๐ข๐๐๐ซ๐๐ ๐ฎ๐ (just not good)
๐๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐๐ฌ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐ (horrible twist, forgettable cast, lame winner)
๐๐จ๐ซ๐ฅ๐๐ฌ ๐๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐ญ (boring, very unlikeable players, ok winner)
YOU LITTLE SHIT! DONโT YOU EVER RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME! I AM YOUR MOTHER! YOU UNDERSTAND? ALL I DO IS WORRY AND SLAVE AND DEFEND YOU, AND ALL I GET BACK IS THAT FUCKING FACE ON YOUR FACE! SO FULL OF DISDAIN AND RESENTMENT AND ALWAYS SO ANNOYED!
The definition of a bitter bitch