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Big Brother and online Hunger games.

Nah

Oct 4, 2017 by Icarus_Mark
memphis_Grizzlies

Santa Claus is just a man-whore.  I mean, how else can you explain him "ho ho ho"ing through the night sky?

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think about it he gives kids presents out of a sack and can see them when they're sleeping
Sent by Memphis_Grizzlies,Oct 4, 2017
True Memphis_Grizzlies, but what if he only does it to get in the pants of their parents?  Presents are leverage so the kids won't get mad, and he sees them when they're sleeping so he wouldn't be disturbed when he sneaks into their parents' bedroom.
Sent by Icarus_Mark,Oct 4, 2017

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