Ah shit! Which little puke am I gonna wail on today? Let's find out.
Day 13 - Who do you think is the worst character?
To whoever invented this question, I honestly worry about you and wonder if you were either drunk when you asked this question or just plain stupid.
The worst character, for most people, would have to be Pichu. Originally, I had thought about giving him a pass by disqualifying him because he is a baby Pikachu, and anyone who knows me knows that I love me some Pikachu. HOWEVER, Pichu is the weakest character of all-time, so I just could not ignore that enough to not talk a little about him, all because he’s a punching bag, and he ACTUALLY HURTS HIMSELF WHEN USING ELECTRIC ATTACKS! THIS IS NOT THE MINI-MOVIE THAT CAME WITH POKEMON 3!
*turns music off all of a sudden*
However, despite all of this, he’s actually NOT my #1 worst character. THAT was just an Honorable Mention, due solely to the fact that, if you were to take the self-damage away, yes, he’s still pretty much Pikachu, but I love Pikachu, plus, he’s still kind of fast, so HA!
The WORST character for me is Ganondork… uh… I mean Ganondorf. Like Pichu, Ganondoofus is a carbon copy of someone who was already there and better, this case being Captain Falcon. However, this bad as all fuck twat from God knows what dimension has, unlike Pichu, sacrificed all of his speed for power. To me, that’s just fucking stupid, not to mention lazy on HAL’s part. Making a close-ranged excuse of a fighter that a tortoise could probably outspeed makes this sacrifice useless and futile. It wastes all of his power and brawns and makes him into a JOKE. I guess Beast Ganon is cool, but that’s the only redeeming feature about him, and like the Pikmin puke from yesterday, that does not keep him from sucking as an overall character. Not to mention, Beast Ganon itself isn’t even half as good as End of Day as far as Final Smashes go.
So yeah, Ganondumb is THE worst, as well as my least favorite, Super Smash Bros. character because he’s a failed carbon copy of Captain Falcon that would probably be better off taking a job eating ice cream in his closet. Fuck you Ganondork!
Previous Entries:
Day 1: Favorite Smash Game - Brawl
Day 2: Favorite stage - Port Town Aero Dive
Day 3: Favorite Boss - Galleom
Day 4: Favorite Melee Character - Marth & Mewtwo
Day 5: Favorite Item - Pokeball/Assist Trophy
Day 6: Favorite Trophy - Fountain of Dreams
Day 7: Favorite Final Smash - Marth's Critical Hit & Pikachu's Volt Tackle
Day 8: If you could add anyone to the game, who would you add? - Sora
Day 9: Your opinion on tripping - Why does this even exist?
Day 10: Favorite Pokemon Character - Pikachu and Lucario
Day 11: Who is your best character? - Marth
Day 12 - Your SECOND least favorite character - Olimar
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Comments
yea Ganondorf is pretty bad. Just want to say tnat Captain Falcon and Ganondorf are no where near carbon copies, and no where near similar to one another
