In the past, you have seen me be somewhat nice with the entries. Well, today, it’s time to take a look at the bitchier side of my entries. And yes, it’s finally getting cooler, so my mom telling me to open my windows can suck it today. No reason I should freeze my ass off at night. Anywho, enough of that. Let’s get into Day 9 before I die of boredom.
Day 9 - Your opinion on tripping.
Seriously, why does it even exist? All it does is piss other people off, and by “other people”, I mean me because I’m awesome. I get that you fight in a “stage”, but this isn’t the theater department, guys! I mean, do they really have to mop up the stages, even the ones where lava spills everywhere like in Norfair, and all in the meanwhile, never bother to clean up the water spills that those birdbrains probably left all around, so that maybe we WON’T trip? I bet they don’t pay them enough to get eaten out of the blue by fish at the Ice Summit, get burned by Norfair’s lava, or fall off the Pokemon Stadium because they were trying to clean the conveyer belts when they needed to clean out its electricity compartment. God forbid how much of a raise you greedy bastards want because you had to scrub the floors after Bob-ombs fall all over your face during a Sudden Death! Gurl, do you even lift? Get it together people! I don’t want to look like I just slipped on a fucking banana peel.
Previous Entries:
Day 1: Favorite Smash Game - Brawl
Day 2: Favorite stage - Port Town Aero Dive
Day 3: Favorite Boss - Galleom
Day 4: Favorite Melee Character - Marth & Mewtwo
Day 5: Favorite Item - Pokeball/Assist Trophy
Day 6: Favorite Trophy - Fountain of Dreams
Day 7: Favorite Final Smash - Marth's Critical Hit & Pikachu's Volt Tackle
Day 8: If you could add anyone to the game, who would you add? - Sora
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