π―π΅ WELCOME BACK EVERYONE to the official first season of Hun Tea's Music Competition. Fourteen competitors will be tested on their skills and habilities to prove themselves to have a superior music taste. At the end of this, someone will be crowned a winner.
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Hello baby girls legends honeys queen mamas this is our FINALE... Took us too long huh? Yeah i'll never cast these many bitches again hehe.
Now while fans are RIOTING outside the hunty studios over our last eviction, I must say I need to make the public comfortable with results. That's why aside from the music you'll send in this week, also feel free to get your friends to say whether they're #TeamBoyfriend#TeamMathboy9 or #TeamItsAlexia
That may or may not affect final results depending on.. you know.. β€οΈβ€οΈ my humor β€οΈβ€οΈ
(and how well this works out)
NOW SHALL WE GET DOWN TO BIZZ NESS LADIES!! For the finale week I will ask you for THREE themes.
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Title is self-explanatory. But if you're a dumb hoe and you need further explanation, I have an annoucement: People. I've been sad. And i want you to make me feel shittier.
What would you blast when you're heartbreak-emo-crying-alone-in-your-bedroom mood at 3 am?
So much for my happy ending.
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To contrast a little I want like the opposite like i have ENOUGH of crying so...
Dont know anything of it? i dont care lmaooooo i still wanna shake my ass?
Good thing yall took the brazilian babes all out or else they'd bodybag your asses but idk ask them for advice, or look up yourselves yall have google and spotify yall shud be gucci
btw brazilian funk is different from original north american funk and its not jazzy its like urban hip hop even though heavily inspired (allegedly) by the uglier funk
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What is the song that represents your journey in the competition and/or what's your FAVORITE song ever. a song that if you were to lose you'd be like ok bitch but this is STILL the best song and it's your loss not mine so lol.
Feel free to prepare like a little paragraph text with this submission tbh cuz like I wanna know why you deserve to win and not the other bitches and how this song matches your journey or whatever yall give me, like be creative youre here for a reason
I have to remind you one. last. time. My taste is the one that's final.
Good luck baby Vs.
(BABY COME BACK)
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All songs submitted will be ranked. The worst three and best three will receive critiques. Ultimately, the lowest two scorers will face off in a lip sync match to determine which one of the contestants gets the chop. The lip sync will have a theme, such as the general assignment of the week, and the best will survive.
GOOD LUCK!
Comments
i'm so turned on by my hosting skills
i'm so fucking hot.
sorry that this song is like 13 minutes long but trust me you've never cried until you've danced naked manically around your apartment as this song gradually wears you down into a crumpled ball of tears
I think this song defines my game because itβs been all over the place. Multiple highs, lows, and bottom 2βs - yet I am in the final 3. Why? Because I have great taste and I have proven this round after around! The song title βWOWβ is a perfect word to describe this. It is also a great victory song for me because itβs very VERY anthemic & makes me happy when I listen to it, it just feels very celebratory. I chose the remix because I think Sabrina really adds something to the song with her dreamy vocals.
^ me to the other competitors. also i sent them to the first week of this competition so it feels right to end with them as well. the concept of their album is that it's an endless loop and i'd like to think that hunty's music contest is an endless loop as well. we submit songs and wait weeks for results in between until we die
i'm so fucking hot.