Background music; Here There Be Witches by Creature Feature
{ 1995 }
- Chay is seen preparing for Hell Week inside the Kappa Sorority house -
- Torsa can be seen walking with other Kappa pledges inside the house -
Torsa; I hope I get in! I've been dreaming of being a Kappa sister ever since I was a little kid!
- Maribeth and Katie await the pledges at the door -
Maribeth; So you're the pledges huh? You all don't look so great, but when you're done with us, you'll look like a Kappa.
Katie; Good luck everyone, welcome to Hell Week!
- Maribeth and Katie walk the pledges inside the house as Jasedya glares as they walk in -
Jasedya; You sure these are the pledges?
Maribeth; Unfortunately, yes.
- Chay slowly walks down the stairs and overlooks the pledges -
Chay; Welcome to Hell Week pledges. This is the week you gals will prove your worth to this sorority by having to do gruesome challenges, if you aren't okay with being physically and emotionally scarred, please leave.
- Many pledges leave except for Torsa -
Jasedya; Aw look, she's so brave!
Katie; So does she automatically get in?
Chay; What? Hell no. She's still got to go through Hell Week!
Torsa; Thank you for this oppurtunity, Ms. Chay Johnson! I will not let any of you down!
Maribeth; Yeah, yeah, whatever. I guess we can do your first task now.
- The girls walk to the backyard -
Chay; So for your first Hell Week challenge, you'll have to make a blood sacrifice.
Torsa; What do you mean by that?
Jasedya; It means you have to kill an animal in order to solidify your spot as a Kappa, so are you in for it?
Torsa; B-But I'm not a murderer.
Maribeth; It's too late to go back now girl.
- Maribeth passes the knife to Torsa -
Maribeth; You're turn.
- Katie brings out a pig -
Katie; Sorry little guy!
Chay; Great! Everything's on track!
- Torsa gulps as she holds the knife -
Chay; Well go on, kill it!
- The Kappa sisters all begin to yell at Torsa, pressuring her into killing the pig. Torsa then screams and stabs Chay in the chest multiple times, the girls are frozen in fear as Chay collapses to the ground. -
Maribeth; Oh my god..
Jasedya; I can't believe it...
Katie; You murdered her!
Torsa; This is my sorority...and always will be.
- Katie, Jasedya, and Maribeth all scream as they run out the house -
{SCREAM QUEENS}
{2015}
Background Music; Under Your Spell (Instrumental) by Desire
- The alarm clock goes off as Vaz slams it and wakes up to see the Vazs infront of her -
Vaz; Good morning hog faced gargoyles.
The Vaz's; Goodmorning Vaz!
- "I'm Vaz Lexington, and I am the Empress of Kappa Kappa Tau. Those four gashes you just saw were my minions, they're known as Vaz #2, #3, #4, and #5. Obviously I'm #1. I don't remember their names, and quite frankly I don't care to know their names. All I know is that they bow down to me" -
- Vaz gets ready for the day by getting dressed -
Vaz #2; You look fabulous Vaz!
Vaz; Aw thank you #2!
Vaz #5; Yeah, you look AMAZING!
- Vaz looks annoyed -
Vaz; I'm sorry, but who told you to start kissing my ass? I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassmnet in which your psychotic ass could get arrested for.
Vaz #5; Oh...sorry.
Vaz; It's whatever, let's just go.
- The Vaz's walk downstairs as Jocelyn and Britt are seen talking on the couch -
Jocelyn; Speak of the devils and they shall appear right?
Vaz; I'm sorry that you have to wake up another day and see this beauty while you still have a pizza face and a twelve year old body, but nice try hun!
- The Vaz's then head out the house in a formal line -
Britt; I despise that bitch..
Jocelyn; You and me both sister.
- Allie is seen walking around the quad, exploring the campus -
Jocelyn; Hey! I'm Jocelyn, you new here?
Allie; Yeah I'm new, my name's Allie by the way!
- Britt walks over -
Britt; Hey I'm Britt! Welcome to Wallace University! The safest university according to Yahoo!
Allie; Nice to meet you Britt! I'm Allie!
Jocelyn; Hey Allie, you seem pretty cool! You should join Britt and I's sorority, Kappa Kappa Tau!
Allie; I was actually thinking of rushing already! I'm dying to join!
Britt; Perfect!
Allie; Well I gotta find my dorm to put a place for my stuff for the night, see you guys!
Britt & Jocelyn: Bye!
- Allie walks off as Britt and Jocelyn look at each other and smirk -
- The Vaz's are seen seated at Starbucks with their Pumpkin Spice Lattes as Essence enters the coffee shop and walks to the barista, Eli -
Essence; I'll have a Trenta, no foam, five shot, half-caf, no foam, Pumpkin Spice latte, with no foam at two-hundred and ten degrees.
Eli; Uh...I'm pretty sure that's above the maximum temperature.
Essence; Too bad, make it happen, ASAP.
Eli; Like I said, that's above the appropriate temperature for a latte. You're probably going to burn your tongue.
Essence; Wow, 5 seconds here and the customer service is worse than Walmart.
Eli; Look, I'm sorry, but-
Essence; Just shut up, whatever your name is, I'm reporting you to your manager.
Eli; It's Eli...
Essence; Good to know, Eli.
- Essence storms out of the coffee shop, as Eli sighs -
Eli; Way to go Eli..
- Josh runs past Essence inside his Red Devil as she lets out a short scream -
- In her dorm room, Allie is seen crying as LaFoFoQuiQuiShonda -
LaFoFoQuiQuiShonda; Ugh, you're crying again? Didn't you like just cry five minutes ago because "my dad and I were close, we can't be seperated." He's gone! We gonna have fun, girl! Plus, those Kappa girls ain't gonna see you cry on rush night! Let's get ready!
Allie; Thanks so much, Shonda. Is it cool if I call you Shonda?
LaFoFoQuiQuiShonda; Go ahead.
Allie; Well, it's just like. My dad and I had a special connection ever since my mom died when I was 16. Since the day she died, he's made it his mission to rebuild what was once a messed up relationship.
LaFoFoQuiQuiShonda; Aw that's so sweet, but we gotta get ready, we can't rush Kappa house if we ain't there!
- LaFoFoQuiQuiShonda and Allie hug each other -
Allie; We got this!
- They both walk out of their dorm -
Background Music; Too Cool To Dance by Eden xo
- LaFoFoQuiQuiShonda, Allie, Tyra, Essence stare down the KKT house -
Essence; Let's do this shit.
- The four girls walk in as they are greeted by Jocelyn and Britt -
Britt; Welcome to Kappa Kappa Tau.
- The Vaz's walk downstairs in a single filed line as Vaz looks in anger -
Vaz; Are these seriously the amount of people pledging KKT?
Joceyn; Unfortunately, yeah.
Vaz; Ugh, I knew that boney bitch Dean Wilkinson was going to ruin this goddamn sorority with her stupid "everyone should be able to rush," this year. Oh well, I guess you four will do.
- Tyra raises her hand -
Vaz; What?
Tyra; Will we be hazed?
Vaz; What are you stupid? Of course you're getting hazed, it's my favorite part.
Tyra; Don't you think that hazing uth will be will be pretty pointleth, thering ath though there'th only 4 of uth?
Vaz #2; I can barely understand she's saying.
Vaz #4; I think she has a lisp
- The Vaz's all chuckle -
Vaz; Okay, before you speak you beluga whale, make sure you can pronounce words bitch.
Allie; I think what she's trying to say is that there's only four of us...what's the point of hazing us?
Vaz; Because it's fun you gash.
Allie; Nevermind then...
- Vaz #3 is seen mysteriously looking outside -
Vaz #3; #5 close the doors..
Vaz #5; What? Why?
Vaz #3; Because that bitch Terriana is staring through the door...
Vaz; What? Terriana's outside?
- All of the girls walk to the door as they see Terriana staring at them -
Terriana; I'll be back soon...
- LaFoFoQuiQuiShonda looks worriedly at Vaz -
LaFoFoQuiQuiShonda; What that crazy bitch mean?
Vaz; It means exactly what you think it means, that psychotic bitch is still hellbent on losing the presidency against me.
{FLASHBACK}
Terriana; Get ready to lose Vaz.
Vaz; Best of luck to you too Terriana! No matter what the results say, I believe we're all winners.
- The Terriana's chuckle as Jocelyn comes back with the box -
Jocelyn; I've tallied the votes girls, and the Kappa president by a vote of 4-3, congratulations Vaz, you are the new president of Kappa Kappa Tau!
- All of the sisters applaud Vaz as Terriana storms out of the house -
{REALITY}
Vaz; Anyways bitches. Welcome to Hell Week, you hairy slut gorillas. Get ready to go through treatment worse than the customer service Walmart.
- Vaz #2 and Vaz #3 are seen chuckling -
Allie; I don't agree with this! You will not haze any of us!
Vaz; Oh go cry about it bitch.
Essence; She's right, I'm not letting you haze me. The others....I don't really care about.
Vaz; Jesus Christ you pledges are boring, fine we won't haze you!
Jocelyn; Yay! They don't deserve to be treated like that.
- Vaz #4 rolls her eyes -
Vaz #4; Shut up Jocelyn, literally no one was talking to you bitch!
Jocelyn; I take enough of your bs for a day #4! How about instead of being a mindless minion, you actually become your own person!
Vaz #4; I am my own person bitch, but I can't say the same about you whore.
Jocelyn; Ugh I can't stand you!
- Jocelyn storms to the kitchen -
Vaz; Now that that's over, #3 pass out the cocktails!
- Vaz #3 grabs the tray with cocktails and passes them out to the girls! -
Vaz #2; I've been waiting for this moment tonight, the cocktails!
- IN THE KITCHEN -
Jocelyn; God I hate that bitch!
- Jocelyn then gets a text from her phone saying "Wanna play a game?" -
Jocelyn; Haha what?
- Jocelyn texts back "What kind of game?" -
- "Life or death" says the replying text message, Jocelyn looks around the room and texts back "What's it about?" -
Jocelyn; This is so freaking scary.
- "I run for you, you run from me. And if I end up catching you...it won't end so well" says the text, Jocelyn screams and looks around and tries to go back to the other girls but Red Devil slams her to the ground -
Jocelyn; HELP! SOMEBODY HELP!
- The girls in the Kappa living room here Jocelyn scream, they quickly run to the kitchen to see her fighting the Red Devil -
Vaz #5; Oh my god!
Vaz #2; Someone get the knife!
- Vaz quickly grabs the knife as The Red Devil throws Jocelyn off of him and stares Vaz down -
Britt; Who the hell is that?
- The Red Devil slowly walks to Vaz as she backs up -
Vaz; I will not hesitate to stab you bitch!
- Jocelyn is seen slowly getting up as the Red Devil stabs her in the head and runs out of the room, all of the girls scream and run out of the room. Jocelyn's dead body lays on the ground -
- The girls run upstairs and Terriana walks upstairs -
Terriana; What the hell is wrong with you guys?
Vaz #4; Someone just died!
Terriana; What? Where?
Essence; Check the kitchen sicko!
Terriana; I'd rather not but nonetheless, I want back into Kappa house
Vaz; Fine! Whatever! Let's just go!
- They all run upstairs into Vaz's room -
- Britt is seen comforting Allie and Tyra -
LaFoFoQuiQuiShonda; What the hell just happened?
Vaz #5; Jocelyn just died! Right before our eyes.
Vaz; I never liked the bitch but I'm incredibly scared right now.
Vaz #3; Quick, call Brayden. Maybe him in the Dickies can come in and check stuff out!
Vaz; Okay, thanks #3!
- #3 nods as Vaz takes out her phone and calls Brayden -
{OVER THE PHONE}
Background Music; Tubthumping by Chumbawamba
Brayden; Hello?
Vaz; Brayden! I need your help.
Brayden; Slow down, who is this?
Vaz; Vaz....?
Brayden; I need you to be a little more specific, I may have bombed a couple girls named Vaz.
Vaz; What the hell Brayden! It's your super gross rich girlfriend Vaz!
Brayden; Oh hey babe! Whatcha need?
Vaz; Okay, I need you and the Dickies to come to Kappa house and check things out! Someone just killed a girl!
Brayden; Oh sweet, hope it's a hot dead bod. We'll be right there.
Vaz; Great.
- Vaz hangs up and looks at the girls -
Vaz; They're coming.
Tyra; Are you thure they'll be thafe?
Vaz; Honestly bitch, I can't understand half of the words you say!
Allie: She has a lisp!
Vaz; And I have a horrible maid, but you don't see me complaining!
- Allie rolls her eyes as #5 paces back and forth -
Vaz #5; What if the Dickies don't get here in time? What if we all get killed before they come?!
Vaz #2; Honestly, shut up #5! You're scaring me!
Vaz #5; I'm just pointing out something that could happen.
- The Dickie Dollar Scholars are seen walking into the Kappa house -
Brayden; Vaz, we're here.
AJ; That bitch better be grateful I'm letting all of us help her.
- The girls are seen coming down the stairs -
Vaz; Aw you guys came.
AJ; No thank you? I literally stopped watching a golfing tournament because of your ass
Vaz; That's unfortunate. Anyways, it'd be great if you searched around the house for the Red Devil!
AJ; Okay guys, get your weapons.
- All of the Dickies grab their weapons -
Liam; Mines is rusty.
AJ; Who cares? You have a weapon right?
Liam; ...Yes.
AJ; Well that's all you need!
Liam; Whatever.
AJ; Alrighty Dickies, let's go catch this killer!
- the Dickie Dollar Scholars seen walking around the house with weapons in hand -
AJ; Come out, come out wherever you are Red Devil!
Drew; Come out to play!
- The Red Devil slowly creeps behind Drew and muffles him as he takes him into another room and stabs him in the heart, he then throws his body on the ground and continues to stalk the Dickies -
Conner; You can't hide forever!
Brett; We're going to get ya!
- The Red Devil lightly taps Mac on the shoulder -
Mac; Who is that?
- Mac turns around and sees the Red Devil -
Mac; Guys run!
- The Dickies turn around and see the Red Devil -
Brayden; Holy crap it's the Red Devil!
- They all begin to run out of Kappa house as the girls look on in fear as they see The Red Devil behead Mac and toss his head on the ground -
Vaz; Go back upstairs!
- All of the girls run back upstairs and lock the door -
Vaz; We need to stick together
{Eli's Dorm}
Eli; I just got a text from Essence, apparently someone in a Red Devil costume killing people at Kappa house. 1 Kappa is dead along with 2 dickies.
Josh; But I'm the only one with a costume...
Connor; Actually, no you're not.
Josh; What do you mean Connor? I'm the only school mascot.
Connor; I'd talk to that Britt girl, apparently she has one too. I heard the Dean gave her one this year.
Josh; Well I was with you guys all day and if she has the costume...maybe Britt's the killer.
{SCENE GOES TO BLACK}
~ Next time, on Scream Queens ~
LaFoFoQuiQuiShonda; This is just like that horror movie where those mean bitches die, what was it called....Sorority Row?
- The Vaz's are seen dressed in black -
Vaz; You've brought shame to this sorority, have fun burning in hell.
- #2 and #3 place roses into a coffin -
Brayden; Not gonna lie you have a smoking hot bod.
- Terriana blushes -
Britt; You think I'm the killer?
Eli; Indeed I do.
- Tyra and LaFoFoQuiQuiShonda are seen running from the Red Devil -
Essence: Let's cut to the point Vaz. I don't like you...and I would love it if the killer came for you next.
How do I look?