So a man walks into this store and picks out two tomatos. He's goes to the man working at the cash register (Who is er, slow.)
The man says,
"How much are these tomatos?"
and the cash register says
"I dunno."
So the manager comes and says
"No, no! You have to say '15 cents!'"
So then another man comes up. The man says,
"How much are these tomatos?"
and the cash register says
"15 cents!"
Then the man says "Are they fresh?"
"I dunno."
Once again the manager comes and tells the worker, "No no, you have to say 'Very very fresh!'"
so a man comes up with two tomatos.
"How much are these tomatos?"
"15 cents!"
"Are they fresh?"
"Very very fresh!"
"Can I buy them?"
"I dunno."
So the manager comes up AGAIN and says "No! You have to say 'if you don't, someone else will!"
So then, a robber comes in and says,
"Gimme the cash register!"
and the worker says,
"15 Cents!"
"Are you being fresh with me?"
"Very very fresh!"
"Ugh, i'm going to shoot you!"
"If you don't, someone else will!"
The end. o-o
Okay. So who here has a gum problem? Say I...
I.
I've been chewing gum FOREVER. and it's AWESOME
In fact, i'm chewing on 5 React right now!
I hate how they ban gum from school. D;
It's so hard hiding my gum in class!
So tell me about you and gum in a comment beloww!
Hurraay! Sandra won Survivor: Hereos VS. Villains Sunday night. That's awesome. I didn't like her too much at the begining. But after all the heroes started to fail, and I found out she was trying to get out russel. I started too. So congrats Sandra!
Omg, first Rookies game and im so close to the final day<3 But i'm nommed today. Man I hope I stay, I really want to make it to the final do badly! I mean it's weird, i'm the dude with no bets. I can't possibly win HoH. :P But I just want to get to Rookies finale so bad<3
