So, I've been thinking a lot about this important decision lately, while having coffee with friends of course.
So, right now, I'm in Milan preparing for fashion week, but I'm not sure If I want to head to Paris after this. I know that everyone will be needing me there, since I'm so great, but I'm just like - whatever, right? I'd rather be in Belize fixing my tan and then going back to NY, and then to Miami with friends.
So, before my flight to Milan for fashion week, I decided to buy an avocado on my way to the airport. So, I went and bought one, and I put it in my Prada bag, so I could eat it when I get there.
So, I got there, and then when I tried to open the avocado I remembered that I don't know how to do it! Such a bitch! Ugh, I wasted like 20 minutes peeling this stupid avocado, and now I just threw it away, and then I missed my flight.
Ugh!
I guess I'll be having an orange, and the next flight to Milan of course.