Or at least, I was, last weekend, for a Disney themed party (Shut up) and I thought I would share with you one of the totally #notposed and #completelyunpreparedforit Instagram photos taken of me that night, so y'all know what I look like, and how good I am at making costumes. I sewed, bitches. And the girl at Pagani was all 'Are you going to wear it?' with that lolhesogay look on her face when I was buying the cardigan, and then she got all shocked and offended when I was like 'yes, but I'm going to cut it up first, you don't think I'd actually wear something from here, would you?' so she can shove that right up her smarmy ass. Bitch. Anyway. I lost my sword that night, and got incredibly drunk. Yay!