Wow, that's actually kind of sad. Fourteen years ago, I was six. I didn't think it was humanly possible to survive this wasteland of a site for that long.
Congrats! 14 is a great number. For your 14th anniversary gift ideas you might want to choose something other than the traditional gift of ivory. Instead choose animal items such as prints, figurines, or for a more chic option – a novelty animal skin rug. The modern present is gold, which you could take to items such as a gold picture frame to symbolize your cherished memories.