I had to sneeze. I went a-a-a-a-*fart*. And I didn't need to sneeze anymore. 
Thy lights are so not skyward;
Once upon a time, there was a girl (more like young woman, as she was the age of twenty), who moved into an apartment. When Christmastime came, she was really excited to decorate-she had never decorated for Christmas before (plus her apartment complex took $350 off the rent for the best decorated balcony). So she bought a tree and put candy canes on it (real ones, too, yum), and started to put lights up outside on her balcony. The railing looked fine, but the whole thing was missing something...it needed lights on top. So she tried and tried and tried to figure out how to climb up there to put up the lights...it wasn't working. She had to figure something out quickly-the management was judging for the contest in two days. So this woman thought,"Maybe my management will let me borrow a ladder". They said no can do. To be continued...