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Coral

Coral's blog

  1. best pride month ever
  2. remember how charli XCX...
  3. XXXtentacion
  4. my last two brain cells
  5. LET'S BE HONEST
  6. I'm learning Norwegian
  7. i am so high
  8. hahahahahaha
  9. SO
  10. CAN WE TALK ABOUT
  11. using homophobic / transphobic slurs
  12. ATTENTION ALL USELESS KAPPA SLUTS
  13. If you need multis to win a game
  14. i've missed this place
  15. some truth for y'all
  16. #HONEYMOON
  17. How do people manage to
  18. Music To Watch Boys To
  19. Please Vote for Me!!
  20. i'm an icon
  21. A-Z questions about me
  22. Literally every time
  23. FIGHT
  24. An Announcement
  25. Me when
  26. Discrimination

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i am so high Dec 15, 2016
and i might not have made sense on the virtual drama, i cant recall what it is but it must have been good enough to get me blogging???

the fuq
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hahahahahaha Dec 15, 2016
lol sorry was that too crazy???
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SO Dec 15, 2016
is that actually what all of this is about?? that tengaged is now a seedy sex site for weird creepy skype boys to get nudes for ... read my lips: VIR-TU-AL CLO-THING???

Honestly man.

love yourself a little more than trying to get sex from girls on online gaming websites

and ... to the girl, that is STUPID

online fucking clothes are not worth your morals (does that sound preachy lol)

-- peace out

coral x
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CAN WE TALK ABOUT Dec 15, 2016
imageiconic queen Michelle Schubert's dragon dress?? can't believe she invented high fashion !! she did #That
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using homophobic / transphobic slurs Oct 4, 2016
is not cool u guys. like seriously, if u wanna really insult someone call them something thats actually offensive, like a rapist or a pedophile or kardashian. dont take something that somebody can't help (ie their sexuality/ gender identity) and use it as a weapon. its just lame tbh & makes u look like a cunt
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ATTENTION ALL USELESS KAPPA SLUTS Oct 4, 2016
imageCongratulations! If you’re reading this, it means you’ve overcome the limitations of your tiny manatee brains and opened an email. Now if you’re asking yourself “DERRR, wait, I’m confused, is Chanel talking to ME? Am I a useless Kappa slut?” -- Simply ask yourself the following question aloud: “IS MY NAME CHANEL #3, CHANEL #5, CHANEL #6, OR ZAYDAY WILLIAMS?” Because if the answer to that is “YES”, then FELICITATIONS! THIS MISSIVE IS FOR YOU!!
So, do you all remember when we all agreed to meet at the campus pool and kill the Dean and I got you all awesome new phones so that when it came time to meet the phone would light up a certain colour and when it did you didn’t even have to answer it! You just had to come meet at the aforementioned pool?
And then do you remember NOT coming to the pool, despite me making it super easy for you by concocting a plan so simple than an orangutan could have figured it out. Like, literally, a circus ape of moderate intelligence could have looked down at the phone, sticking out of the single pocket in the front of his comical Lederhosen and seen it light up and used his short little legs to waddle over to his tiny motorized Shriners car and driven to the pool like I asked.
Do you remember any aspect of this SUPER-SIMPLE PLAN? That’s not a rhetorical question - I’m literally asking if your tiny slut brains have the power to process ANY OF MY SUPER-SIMPLE ORANGUTAN-LEVEL INSTRUCTIONS, because what I remember is that NONE OF YOU SHOWED UP, which meant I had to sit at that stupid pool by myself like a GRADE-A ASSHAT with a bag full of enormous chains to drown Dean Munsch with and then have a super-awkward convo with her where I was like, “Oh derrr, I just like bringing enormous chains to pools.” And I looked like a total div.
I don’t entirely know what you whores could have been doing that was more important than helping your Chapter President drown a serial killer, but unless that thing you were doing was getting enemas of pure liquid gold at a new local establishment called “Liquid Gold Colonics for Young Sluts”. Like, if you were doing literally anything else, you all should seriously consider doing the human race a favor and getting sterilized. I’m not being facetious. I literally think you should consider undergoing a surgical procedure to remove your ovaries, thereby sparing human race exposure to your DNA.
You four trollops are the worst specimens of human beings ever born and you all should REALLY watch your backs because if this serial killer targeting Kappa house doesn’t chop off your heads, I’M GOING TO DO IT!! So I can sell your tiny whore brainpans to science.
Sincerely, Chanel Oberlin
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