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This Lumpy Blue Sweater

Aug 27, 2021 by BlueBarracuda
imageLooks great! Thanks Slice for being LOYAL, beautiful, and selfless. You are the baddest bitch on Tengaged 8 years running and it is the PERFECT anniversary gift (and the only one I received). I am in tears with how great of a friend you are.

I also logged on yesterday thinking it was my anniversary, ONLY to realize it was on the 24th. So I logged out. Didn't post nothing.

I missed my anniversary Again. But at least I look beautiful in this navy blue jacket.

Comments

Oh. Okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select , I don't know that lumpy blue sweater, for instance because you are trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put on your back. But what you don't know is that that sweater is not just blue, its not turquoise. It's not lapis. Its actually cerulean. And you're also blithely unaware of the fact that in 2002, Oscar de la Renta did a collection of cerulean gowns. And then i think it was Yves Saint Laurent - wasn't it who showed cerulean military jackets?And then cerulean quickly showed up in the collections of eight different designers. And then it, uh, filtered down through the department stores and then trickled on down into some tragic Casual Corner where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that blue represents millions of dollars and countless jobs and its sort of comical how you think that you've made a choice that exempts you from the fashion industry when, in fact you're wearing a sweater that was selected for you by the people in this room from a pile of stuff.
Sent by Weetmaster,Aug 27, 2021
Not the toxic masculinity copypasta
Sent by Hunty,Aug 27, 2021
hunty

Sent by Weetmaster,Aug 27, 2021
Looks good on you 馃檪
Sent by systrix,Aug 27, 2021
i gotchu bitch
Sent by Slice,Aug 27, 2021
You definitely look stunning! :)
Sent by EEstrada17,Aug 27, 2021

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