school is almost coming up. some are worried they鈥檒l never make friends, but ill teach ya
step 1: ASSASSINATE YOUR ADVERSARIES
assassinate your enemies to climb the social hierarchy
step 2: BUY A FRIEND
get a friend off craigslist
step 3: SNEEZING
cough and sneeze in other people鈥檚 faces!
thank me later
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this guide helped me so much! thank you! i'm absolutely the most talked about person in school now! how can I ever thank you
