I ain't factoring in the BUFFOONERY THAT WAS HINTED IN THE TRAILER (we're pretending the last thing we saw was Key and Seven preparing for war)
1) Briana
Briana is a fucking queen. Yeah IG it was annoying that she cried over something relatively irrelevant, but Key was being a rotted cunt. Bri made up with Fran and Kiki and I love the foursome friendship. Plus, SHE GOT KEY'S ASS AND KEY HIT FIRST. GO BRI.
2) Sayyora
Say is very good at talking a situation down. However, she's afraid of people and tends to remove herself more than she should. At least she defended her friend and attempted to cool Bri down. Eek.
3) Kiyanna
Can't believe i'm saying this but I love her again. She's fun as fuck and she fangirled over bri when she whooped Key's ass. She gives good ass confessionals, I just hate when she gets whiny and overemotional (which she wasn't this week).
4) Francesca
She still annoys me, idk if it's the boston accent or what. She's much better now that she made up with briana but she was so adamant about hating her last week, IDK honestly. But she's getting back up there now that the squad's back together.
5) Deshayla
She's still irrelevant, but she's trying. I think it's pretty apparent she realizes she chose the wrong side at the start of the show and it's too late for her to switch up. She's cool with everyone but she's not relevant and she seems sort of lost. My only real issue with her is that while she acknowledged Key and Seven were being extra, she decided to not try to talk them down ( which isn't fake per se but it's not moral high ground) . But Key's hat did look good, chase ur dreams girlie. I can't wait to see her in next week's episode.
6) Kendra
Her titties looked great omg!
7) Key's mom
she looks great for 50.
8) Key's uncle
He got more screentime than Deshayla, robbed king RIP
9) The naked dude on the Vegas Strip
10) The dumpster the girls walk by every morning
11) Seven
I really did like Seven. I was at least trying to. But the ONLY REASON SHE HATES KIKI IS THAT SHE'S FAT. I can't come up with any other reason why she's always so extra around her. She's such a follower lmao.
12) Keyaira
I loved her in the beginning when she was reasonably extra. This week, I wanted to come through the screen and whoop her ass myself during the last 20 minutes of the episode. She needs to stop rubber cementing noodles to her head.
SexyBanana Seven is SUCH a follower, she's like Key's little minion. She does everything Key does and I can guarantee wouldn't be a little shit talking rat if she wasn't in the house with Key.
