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RANKING ANTM FIRST BOOTS: #26-24

Dec 14, 2020 by Analiese
imageThis will be the start of a LONG ASS series ranking the first boots of America’s Next Top Model.  Through the 24 cycles of top model, 26 girls and guys have been the unfortunate first to leave.  However, not all first boots are created equal.  Who was robbed and who was I cheering to get the fuck off my TV?  Stay tuned to find out!

#26 - Anamaria Mirdita, Cycle 15
Anamaria was a vapid cunt from episode 1 to episode 2.  To be perfectly honest I’m not sure why she was cast in the first place; this was supposed to be the high fashion cycle and they already had 3 other thin blondes.  She was the anorexic of the cycle and while that’s fierce and all, she was insufferable every moment she was on screen and did not take a single good picture.  Maybe they used her to trigger Demi Lovato?  Why was she cast over weirdo Jordan?  I will never understand!  Also, she’s now a SoundCloud singer. 
Best picture: the promo shot where they photoshopped Princeton Jane’s legs onto hers.

#25 - Magdalena Rivas, Cycle 3
Magdalena has the distinction of being one of three girls I quite literally remembered nothing about when I started making this ranking.  Magdalena was eliminated in Jamaica before the first panel at BREAKFAST which is pretty scene - it’s almost like Tyra didn’t want her to eat that day.  Anyways, her cast photo is swoon-worthy but seeing as cycle 3 was elite-tier, she was not a necessary addition to the cast.
Best photo: her promotional photo (pictured).

#24 - Isabella Falk, Cycle 12
Before I begin, what the fuck was she thinking with that 2008 My Chemical Romance haircut!  I know she felt edgy but she looks like a young Kelly Hyland.  Her iconic moment was when she had epilepsy so they set up strobe lights on the first runway.  When her body outright refused to have a seizure Tyra decided she wasn’t gonna bring enough drama and booted her.  She was nice enough but was quite literally boneless Celia and I firmly believe was only cast to have a seizure.
Best Picture: none I hate them all soz

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mee
Sent by Ribbons,Dec 14, 2020
LMFAO omg i don't even remember anamaria omg
Sent by turkeylover,Dec 14, 2020
bitch bad ranking
Sent by HighNoon,Dec 14, 2020
Tag me
Sent by Yandereboy12,Dec 15, 2020
When her body outright refused to have a seizure Tyra decided she wasn’t gonna bring enough drama and booted her.
Sent by Insanity,Dec 15, 2020
ISABELLA QUEEN
Sent by Delete2544,Dec 15, 2020

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