No, not the time of the month where you leak from the area where Sammich Jr. will never crawl out of...
Nor am I talking about some twink flop ruining another twink flop's merge streak in survivor...
Whilst 2024 is the Year of the Dragon... we haven't quite made it to JulyFirst Ms. Lemonface my eskimo sister ally.
I'm talking about BLACK 🐍 HISSSSSSTORY month, where we - OR IN THIS CASE: I - talk about BLACK EXCELLENCE... and I know what you are thinking: "Why is this yellow bitch trying to get me to celebrate black people after what Eilish did to everyone in stars!?"
Well I'm here to tell you that there are GOOD BLACK people out in the world! And just because none of them happen to be on tengaged... that doesn't mean that they don't exist!
So without further ado, let the black halls of greatness open:
1.) Lance Reddick [In Memoriam] (Died: March 17, 2023)
^ Many of you may not know of this man; some few Woke Gen Z'ers may recognize him from the cancelled and failed Netflix series Resident Evil where Albert Wesker was reborn as a black man.
But before all of that he was AltBroyles on Fringe; a man who saved a DIVA who was trapped in an alternate universe. He sacrificed himself so that she could cross back over to her home. Rest in Power Mr. Reddick. I will forever be grateful for what you did for m- *Ms. Olivia.
You paved the way for a Black mermaid, a Snow Latina... and hopefully soon we'll have a Trans-Pocahontas in the works for the following years to come. Hope you are listening Disney.
2.) @iamfayemiss
(NSFW LYRICS, THIS IS YOUR WARNING THAT THE LYRICS ARE NSFW) - XOXO Konohavillage1
^ Miss Faye won't appeal to a lot of you on here since she openly bashes PDF files and that conflicts with the designs your tengaged avatars are wearing, and the coke you have snorted to stay up late in those games listening to Miss Minaj... but there is something about her coming to the aide of Ms. Bullethole-Stallion when no one asked for her input; that I can't help but identify with her on a atomic level.
The same way gagaluv identifies with Nicki Minaj when Fayemiss talks about how Nicki's mom almost got set on fire by her husband. Carolyn ain't no stranger to playing with gasoline from what I hear, can I get an AMEN for fire and brimstone?
3.) Lucian from League Of Legends
^ So this isn't a LIVING or REAL black person, and there is a WH*TE person playing that one... (I needed to put something up that you all could identify with; looking at mahogany etc.) but who the fuck else was I going to put up there in the 3rd spot? Surely not Oprah or Tyler Perry... after they tried to pay Monique and Taraji P. Henson in peanuts instead of dogecoin? Absolutely not.
But yeah, we love a strong black man who saves his long lost wife from enslavement. Riot Games definitely did not steal this concept from the 2012 film Django Unchained.
Anyway, sorry if 1 of your favorites did not make the cut... feel free to post your own black role models in the comments that had a positive impact on your life.
No, not the time of the month where you leak from the area where Sammich Jr. will never crawl out of... 
Honorable mentions: Wendy Williams
Honorable mentions: Tiffany Pollard
Candice Owens etc.