(To those of you cussing me out for last minute changing the blog so that I wouldn't have to deal with the Republican party of tengaged up my ass... I would never do such a thing - and I am offended that you would even think that!)
In the short time that I have been here,
I can't say that I have liked what I have seen.
Especially when it has come to the treatment of women!
I've seen Sam_Hamwich get on his wife's account to attack me on - because he's such a small man who can't defend himself - he actually thought I would believe his innocent wife BrittBritt would get involved in his battle to throw punches at me (he's a weaker man than I initially thought he was.)
BrittBritt I have nothing against you, I know you have to do what he says... or else he will make consequences for you. I think you are a very strong woman, it takes a strong woman to stay with a man like that. You remind me of another strong woman; Hillary Clinton.
She too had to deal with a husband who could NOT control himself around women. Not that I'm comparing cheritaisdelicious to Monica Lewinsky... because Paula Jones has a shade of hair color who is closer to hers...
But umm, both of you have had to endure him doing things that aren't right.
I also understand why you can't leave him though, you would lose out on that life insurance policy... not to mention he would take custody of the dogs.
9 times out of 10 the courts side with the person who is of the same species...
So I know you are stuck in bad spot, but I'm not going to come at you because that's what he wants... and the last thing I want is to give a Republican MAN what he wants.
I'm going to deny him that! The same way you have denied procreating with him and giving him offspring, we women have to exercise the limited power that we are given. So I praise you for that!
I stand with you BrittBritt, and I think you should come to our women's group meeting March 8th, that I will be starting with Cherita and lemonface against the forces of darkness.
No evil shall enter our wombs!
I almost forgot, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY BECCA!
Fالموت للمثليين to you too!
You accidently mailed me a year ago today, but I finally got around to translating the message that you sent me in arabic. I can only assume you meant to send this to sharkskin - as I'm not that fluent in #Jihadism - but I forwarded it to him nonetheless: you're welcome.
Had it not been for you I never would've gotten these cute as fuck pink sunglasses from Slice
(may he rest in peace)
I know you won't appreciate it, but I know how attention starved you must be after being trapped in STARS with Jessica Danielle's; that women sure can SUCK (OFF) ALL THE LIFE out of a room, can't she?
Hope to see you all on the next black history month in 2024,
where we may even get a black winner this time!
^ The woman at the dry cleaners said she couldn't get this stain out of your dress Cherita... and I know Evan isn't going to chip in to gift you a new one despite him being responsible for ruining this one, so if any kind hearted souls out there can be on the lookout for a new pink dress replacement for her. I would be forever in your debt!
Don't forget to be kind and do gude to one another.
BlueBarracuda you need to stop joining those survivor games and start joining your wife in bed, you never know who she is going to be tossing salads with when you neglect her like that!
Sometimes you have to sacrifice yourself for the people you love...
