Hello, my name is Noah
I'm the real Noah, from Total Drama. I'm only getting this site to practise for the next season I compete in. I'm surprised I haven't won yet, I was clearly the only one left with a brain on Total Drama World Tour and yet Alejandro and Heather just make up alliances by faking to be good people and go onto be the Final 2. Also, if anyone talks about any Total Drama ships involving myself around me, I may barf.
I also heard Courtney is on this site and I would friend her and I will as soon as she stops talking about being a CIT.
**ACHIEVEMENTS**
None. As this is a site with no real monetary value once you win and I will post an actual achievements list when something truly worthy happens.
Also, I'd like to point out that the new cast are hardly 'All-Stars'. I'd rather watch Owen watch paint dry while he makes nose shakes onto the wall.
