Hello, my name is RogerMcFeelings
Back in the day
There was this girl around the way
She liked my homepiece MCA
He said he would not give her play
I asked him, "Please?" he said, "You may"
Her pants were tight and that's ok
If she would dance I would DJ
We took a walk down to the bay
I hope she'll say
"Hey me and you should hit the hay"
I asked her out she said, "No way!"
I shoulda probably guessed her gay
So I broke North with no delay
I heard she moved real far away
That was two years ago this May
I seen her just the other day
Jockin' Mike D to my dismay
