Hello, my name is Penelope Buttsniffa
I enjoy sniffing butts... as you may already know. BUT I do, howeva, have otha amiable qualities.
Such as...
1. I play cricket with mama, papa, grandmama, and the butla.
2. I attend The Academy of Fine Ots and Cutlary.
3. My Boo plays polo.. he is Prince Arry.
4. I ave two siblings... theh names ah Rupert and Hermione.
5. I ratha enjoy long walks through the Shia.
6. I ave been spoiled all my life.. so i am unawaih of the harsh realities of this wuld in which we inhabit.
Sincerely,
Penny
