Hello, my name is Katrina.
I'm fifteen years old and I don't give a fuck.
My momma can kiss my ass 'cause I'm gonna have a baby no matter what.
I threw my grandma out the window 'cause she's ugly.
I'm proud to say that I've already had gonorrhea and syphilis five times.
I've been smoking cigars since I was three years old.
One time, I stole semen from a sperm bank so I could get pregnant with it.
I had sex with a hotdog AND a banana.
Hell yeah, I'd let R. Kelly pee on me.
My teachers all gave me Fs in school 'cause they wanna fuck me.
I've had sex with over 800 people because I look like Angelina Jolie.
What!?
I knocked the shit outta my mom. That's 'cause she's a dumb ass stupid fucking bitch.
I even ate a piece of poop one time!
I dropped out of school so I could be on Bang Bus.
One time in class, I stole a syringe from a diabetic girl and stabbed her with it.
