1 realityfreek, Dec 14, 2013
If my exam didn't start a half hour before enrolment
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that you had to be like, somewhat intelligent to get into college. Within 50 minutes, I heard each of the following:
1. "Yo miss, can I axe you a question?"
2. "What does suffice mean?"
3. "Miss, its 11:50, time to go." The clock in the room was fucked up and it actually read 7:50.
4. We read "Fire and Ice" by Robert Frost, and this was the lovely summary we got. "He basically said dat da world is gonna end in one of two ways. Either fire or ice. He thinks its gonna be ice." No, you're wrong. He said fire first and then if it happened a second time, then it would be ice.
5. "like, like, like, uhhh, like, its uh, like, uh, like desire makes us like, greedy and like, that'll lead to like, the end of the uh world."
Like oh my god I'm ready to rip my hair out over stupid people. And then people wonder why the stereotype of the dumb jock exists.
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