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Top 10 Tengaged Workout Plans

32 BengalBoy, Jul 13, 2015

Summer's here and everyone's after that perfect beach body. With a site full of people who love physical activity and the outdoors, Tengagers have plenty of their own workout plans to offer and I tried them all to bring you the definitive *Top 10 Tengaged Workout Plans*!
10. BBlover96's 'Frook the Fat Away'
This fella claimed I could get ripped by bashing at my keyboard all day in frookies and other such games. I'll be honest, going into it I thought it was a load of bollocks, but it turns out- it is a load of bollocks. I think he heard Fasting makes you lose weight and got the context mixed up.
Pro: In case ya didn't know, I'm a motherfuckin' pro
Con: The most exercise you'll get is moving the butt in survivor
"I've been using BBlover's plan for years and it's made me the man I am today." - unkown, 27-time Top Fashionista and #12 in the Tengaged Hall of Fame
9. zakisaboss' 'Football Frenzy'
A unique program- I'll give him that much. Zak lays on the ground and invites you to use his head as a football. To be frank I was very put off by how often he opened his mouth and stuck his tongue out and I think there's much more effective ways to break a sweat.
Pro: You get to kick Zak in the face
Con: Seems like he has an ulterior motive
"This workout is great for encouragement, Zak told me 'ur feet are so hot and thats all that matters 8-)'" - jenzie, Bollywood Actress
8. tofutime's 'It's Tofu Time!'
This plan covers both exercise and diet, the problem is that the exercise consists of 'breathing and relaxation exercises' and the diet consists of vegan delicacies such as tofu and leaves. You'll lose weight, but only because you're getting 40 calories a day.
Pro: Useful if you want to look like Christian Bale in The Machinist
Con: Useless if you want to look like Christian Bale in Batman
"This craze is sweeping all throughout Portland and Seattle!" - iScotty, Local Seattle Hipster
7. Steel's 'Eat, Sleep, Train'
A no nonsense work out plan that gives you bones like iron, blood like mercury and muscles of steel for the main motivation of making topless stars vlogs.
Pro: Gets your biceps peaked just in time for the Tengaged Collage
Con: You can't con an Honest John
"My bro Steel put me on to this and I finally won stars!" - black0ut247, 30-time Stars Loser, 1-time Stars Winner
6. RightToCensor's 'Just Dance!' -
Aphrodite Starchild shows us that you don't need kettlebells and fancy machines to break a sweat, all you need is your body and a few cheesy pop tunes. With some great demonstrations (http://i.imgur.com/dugdofF.gif ), Eric proves dancing can be one intense workout!
Pro: A fun alternative to regular exercise
Con: Dancing around in my shorts to Lady Gaga made me feel hmm... A bit gay
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