It's been a long (long (LONG)) time coming, but finally the planets, stars, and galaxies have aligned for me! And it's an honor to share this moment with mia sorella Twinkies as well!

GO TRAILBLAZERS!!

Congrats 💙💙💙

inb4 London explains why Twinkies and I shouldn't have won

When is Season 2

Lol crowning then both? For your first ever season in your series you’re doing a double crowning? That’s a joke...

Says the joke herself

As you said, MY first ever season. MINE. My race, my decisions. If you don't like it, make your own race and take your own decisions. I'm completely sure you're gonna have tons of applicants :)

I don't know yet, Aja. Probably Nov-Dec

If you would stop being an insufferable asshat all the time, maybe you could do better than 6th place. But that's probably giving you too much credit. You don't have the goods, and you never will. Get used to wallowing in mediocrity, bitch.

Well... what can I say. This feels... deserved.

Jokes aside. I would like to thank Enobaria and the judges for this amazing experience. I came into this race kinda too cocky and thinking I had it all figured out but thanks to you I managed to discovered parts of me I didn’t even know I had. This feels so liberating and exciting. Who knows what’s there for Twinkies in the future? I can’t wait to find out.

You pretty much gave me back the joy and excitement that drag used to bring em pushing me to explore fields I was too afraid to step into.

I would also like to thank my fellow winner Dr. for helping me become so... patient.

Now Twinkies’s reign has become. Get ready because it’s gonna be... thirsty! Did you hear that guys? Don’t tell me I didn’t warn you.

And so, as they say, it’s never over until the day lady sings so...

*clears throat*

*the whole cast scream “noooooo”*

*Enobaria tackles Twinkies out of the stage*

*Dr. collects Twinkies’s crown and exits the stage*