*SLAMS BUTTOK INSTANTLY*
*STANDING OVATION AND SNATCHES EDDIE’S SHOES AND THROWS THEM ON STAGE*
JENNIFER FRICKING HUDSON YOU BETTER SANG!!! You can literally sing your face off every damn time! This performance was outstanding Jennifer and oh my god do not get me started on how badly I want and need you on my team! JHUD YOU ARE LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE SINGER IN THE WORLD!!! I just think your voice is incredible and I would be truly honoured to work with such an amazing talent like yourself! I have even participated in this show as Jennifer like 2 or 3 armies so I know all of your performances and which ones are your best and can get you your tightly fully deserved win this season! It’s about time you won JHud! Like I have never been more passionate about an artist ever because you are my favourite artist and therefore I need you! If Drake or Taylor dare try and challenge me on this one I will rip their heads off and get kicked off the show but I don’t care because that how badly I fucking want you! Please join
#TeamKimberly so that I can coach you on your winners journey this season!