you will have 48 hours to do this

Runway: https://imgur.com/a/Gy1jchu

Based on my character in Monster and I's musical, in the epilogue

Title: The Sugar Daddy Competition

ACT 1:

Four drag queens are outside the gates of Sugar Daddy’s Factory. Mistress Bation, Monster Monroe, Plastique Moan-Versace69 and New Bihn’town are lined up facing the factory.

Plastique Moan-Versace69: Oh my god! NYASSS OKURR *Tongue Pop* *Moan Noise*

Monster Monroe: I can’t wait *Cackles like a witch*

Queen Sized Bed: Num Num. Yum Yum! Queen Sized Bed is here to eat the cum!

Mistress Bation: *Looks as QSB* What the fuck is that? *Looks away* I want to win so bad!

New Bihn’town: *Excited* I can’t wait to be apart of Rubes and Joco’s Drag Race Season 3!

*Mistress Bation and Monster Monroe look at New Bihn’town*

Monster Monroe: *Smirks and evil giggles*  I-

Mistress Bation: This is The Sugar Daddy’s Competition girl, we’re here because we need a sugar daddy trade.

New Bihn’town *FuCkInG śñåPš* UM. WHAT. I don’t wanna sugar daddy, I don’t need a sugar daddy, baby everything I’ve had, i’ve worked for. IF I WANTED A SUGAR DADDY, YEAH I COULD PROBABLY GO OUT AND GET ONE. Y’ALL COULD NEVER HAVE A SUGAR DADDY BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL.

*The Factory doors open, and a bunch of shirtless muscular men of all ethnicities, some hairy some smooth. Daddies everywhere*

*Mistress Bation, Monster Monroe, Queen Sized Bed and Plastique Moan-Versace69 look at the muscular daddies in awe, their eyes lit up. Queen Sized Bed is drooling. New Bihn’town is not impressed and is frowning*

*A hunky 30 year old man steps outside, dressed to impressed and it’s clear who he is: The Sugar Daddy*

*Mistress, Monster, Queen Sized and Plastique sing “Sugar Daddy’s Mine!”*

Sugar Daddy: Ladies ladies, woah! We’ll get to the competition soon! Come inside everyone to my amazing factory!

New Bihn’town: NUH-UH NO FUCKING WAY! You are a creepy old man with a bunch of muscular guys, I don’t trust you! I quit.

Sugar Daddy: Oh sweetie don’t be like that

New Bihn’town: No you look creepy as hell.

Sugar Daddy: But I invited you queens from Grindr.

*New Bihn’town storms off*

Sugar Daddy: *Sighs* Dom Top Chad, please make sure she feels better.

Dom Top Chad Daddy: Yes boss.

*Chad picks up New Bihn’town*

New Bihn’town: Hey, where are you taking me with those big muscles?

Chad: I was wondering if you’d like to come back to mine? Only if you want to.

New Bihn’town: *Eager tone* OKAY!

*Chad walks away carrying New Bihn’town*

*Suddenly the other Dom Top’s start to dance and sing*

Hunky Bunky chunkity doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Hunky Bunky chunkity dee
If you aren't basic you'll listen to me

Who do you blame when you're throwing your drink?
That one weird ass bitch who claims its her kink?
Popping off at people is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame
Those bitches coming for me!

Hunky Bunky chunkity da
If you're not angry then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Hunky Bunky chunkity do

ACT 2

*Mistress, Monster, Queen Sized and Plastique are standing by a Chocolate flowing river with candy everywhere*

Sugar Daddy: Now. The first challenge. A lip-sync off.

*Mistress Bation sings “I Creamed A Cream”*

*Monster Monroe sings “Cream-Filled Hole”*

*Plastique Moan-Versace69 sings “NYOKAAAAAAAAY!”*

*Queen Sized Bed sings “I WAS MUTHAFUCKIN’ PREPARED”*

*After the four queens lip-synced, Sugar Daddy held out three chocolate roses*

Sugar Daddy: Ladies, I only have three roses. If you do not receive a chocolate rose, take one of my Dom Top’s as a participation award and get dicked down. The first two roses goes to...... Mistress Bation and Monster Monroe.

Mistress Bation: YES!

Monster Monroe: Thank the devil, now I really need my hole filled.

Sugar Daddy: Plastique Moan-Versace69. Queen Sized Bed. I only have one chocolate covered rose left. That rose goes to.....

*Plastique is wide-eyed. Queen Sized is hungry for chocolate*

Sugar Daddy: Queen Sized Bed.

Queen Sized Bed: FUCK. YES. BITCHES. I TOLD Y’ALL I WAS PREPARED.

Plastique Moan-Versace69: *Moans* Whyyyyyy??

Sugar Daddy: I’m sorry sugar, you just have no talent or any personality whatsoever. Dom Top Thad, take her home.

*One of the 69 Dom Top muscular men stands up*

Dom Top Thad Daddy: Yes boss.

*Thad picks Plastique up and the two happily leave the factory*

*Suddenly the remaining Dom Top’s start to sing and dance*

Hunky Bunky chunkity doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Hunky Bunky chunkity dee
If you ain't basic you'll listen to me

Selfie taking's fine when it's once in a while
You can gain fans like Tom, Dick, or Kyle
But it's narcissistic, juvenile, and vain
Instagram is so. Damn. Lame
15 seconds of fame

Hunky Bunky chunkity da
If you're creative you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Hunky Bunky chunkity do

ACT 3

*Mistress Bation, Monster Monroe and Queen Sized Bed are getting changed, with their second and final challenge is a runway. Category Is: Gown Eleganza Extravaganza!*

*Queen Sized Bed is sitting on a couch, eating her chocolate rose*

Mistress Bation: Girl how are you already for the runway, me and Monster aren’t even nearly ready?

Queen Sized Bed: Oh BITCH PLEASE! I just wrapped fabric around my body and paper clipped it. I’m already going to win this.

Monster Monroe: *Doing her MUG* MHM

*Queen Sized Bed’s stomach grumbles very loud*

Mistress Bation: What was that?

Monster Monroe: Are you okay Queen Sized Bed?

Queen Sized Bed: OF COURSE! I just forgot I’m lactose intolerant.

*Monster and Mistress notice that when Queen Sized Bed stood up, there’s a large brown spot on her dress on her ass*

*Meanwhile, The Sugar Daddy is losing his patience*

*Sugar Daddy and his Dom Top’s sing: “Bring In The Gowns”*

ACT 4

*Monster Monroe steps out onto the runway, eyeing Sugar Daddy and winks*

*Mistress Bation steps out onto the runway, eyeing Sugar Daddy and blows a kiss*

*Queen Sized Bed steps out onto the runway, eyeing Sugar Daddy. She bends over at Sugar Daddy and everyone can see the large shit stain on her white gown*

*Sugar Daddy and the Dom Tops sing “Is that Chocolate, Or Is It Shit?”*

*After the runway. Sugar Daddy has to announce the winner*

Sugar Daddy: Due to one queen making a mess of herself...

*Queen Sized Bed looks at Monster Monroe who she thinks is the Messy queen*

Sugar Daddy:... Queen Sized Bed please leave the competition!

Queen Sized Bed: WHAT?

Sugar Daddy: Sweetie....you shat yourself. Brad, please escort her from the premises.

Dom Top Brad Daddy: Yes boss.

*Brad can’t pick up Plus Sized Queen so he just holds her hand and leads her away*

*Suddenly the remaining Dom Top’s start to sing and dance*

Hunky Bunky chunkity doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Hunky Bunky chunkity dee
If you ain't basic you'll listen to me

Why in the hell are you always so loud
Are you afraid of getting lost in the crowd
What are you at, getting terribly fat
What will yo daddy think of that
He don't like the look of it

Hunky Bunky chunkity da
If you're not shady, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Hunky Bunky chunkity do
Chunkity do

Sugar Daddy: Now, the final two. I’ve decided....to make you BOTH the winners!

Monster Monroe: Wait WHAT?

Mistress Bation: Are you kidding me?

Sugar Daddy: Why not? I can afford to make both of you my sugar babies.

*Monster Monroe and Mistress Bation look  at each other*

Monster and Mistress: Okay!

*Monster Monroe and Mistress Bation sing “Dollar Bills and Hole’s Gettin’ Filled”

FIN.

Monster Monroe’s Candy Royalty Runway Lewk https://imgur.com/a/gemWqJu

Coming Out, A Rusical Experience

CHARACTERS:
Brian - a drag novice turn princess turn queen
Alison - Beard and Bangle
Dave - Brian’s father
Miriam - Brian’s mother
Ms Ida Nohur (aka Ted) - the drag queen equivalent to Julie Walters in Billy Elliot
Mz Shady - A bitch
Mz Kayda - A SUPER bitch

PLOT:

ACT ONE: Brian is an 18 year old who has always dreamed of the beauty and glamour of drag queens, having watched shows secretly for fear of the shame of estrangement from his strict Catholic parents. Brian is so far in the closet with his family that he may as well be in Narnia. The story begins on the night of Brian’s 18th birthday, where he is dragged to a G-A-Y by his best mate and beard (when with his family) Alison. On this particular night, however, Brian falls into a conversation/flirtversation with Mz Ida Nohur, an aging drag queen, who sees the potential in a young Brian to become a real CHAMPION. Ida gives Brian a card with an elite drag queen bar on it, and invites him to a special evening for amateur queens. Brian has no clue what to do with drag, leading to Alison picking up the gauntlet as a budding make up artist/fashion designer and creates a whole, sickening look for Brian. They sneak out of his parents home and attend the club, but the other queens are bitches and try to break Brian’s spirits. Ida steps in and reads the other queens in an epic way, but also takes Brian aside and offers to teach him everything needed to make him a drag superstar. Problem is, Brian has an expected path, with his parents wanting him to become a solicitor, like his father, and marry Alison/continue the bloodline. It is clear Brian’s mother has a feeling her son is not built for the life his cruel, cold and very middle class father wants him to follow, and this manifests in a testy home environment where his parents argue daily, drink wine and generally do middle class things, like fuck the help.

ACT TWO: Brian is applying for university, and gets an acceptance to Oxford, where his father went, however, when speaking with his parents about how he has other aspirations, his father makes it clear that the only path he can follow is the one set for him. Brian calls Ida secretly, and agrees to meeting once a week, which builds a loving relationship of drag mother and drag daughter, resulting in Brian becoming the toast of the drag world, whilst living a double life at home. Aside, Brian has also started a vicious rivalry with Mz Kayda, an established young drag queen who has worked hard and lost everything, but regained her life through drag and can see Brian overtaking her. She and her drag sister, Mz Shady, plot to take BRIAN DOOOOWN. Alison has been clocked by many other queens for her designs, and is in high demand. All is going well, until the pivotal night when his father is meeting very important clients, who request a night on the town. As he needs to schmooze these clients, Brian’s father takes them to one of the top drag clubs in London (albeit begrudgingly) as they are linked to [whatever Ru Paul’s drag station is] and they want to have legal representation in the run up to starting a UK drag race. Brian is performing as the star in the show that night. Brian’s father sees his son, but doesn’t realise it is him until a wig snatch by Mz Kayda, alongside Mz Shady who pours a bucket of water on Brian, revealing more face. His father storms out and there is a confrontation when they return home. Though his mother tries to protest, Brian is thrown out of the house by his father.

ACT THREE: Brian has moved in with Ida, who has pseudo-adopted him, and has applied for the new Ru Paul drag race show. He is accepted, and goes through the motions of auditions etc.  Whilst going through the stages, Brian meets his first love, Stefanos, who is part of the pit crew. Their relationship blossoms, with Stefanos encouraging Brian to mend bridges and slay the dragons in the competition. He is reconnected with his estranged father, who did score the clients he was after and is legal counsel to the network in the UK. There is hate and loathing, but Brian battles through all of this and wins the competition, his father’s approval, and also manages to land Alison with a prime gig designing clothes for RU PAUL HERSELF!

Set to a backdrop of Rutastic Rusical numbers, choreographed by Todrick Hall himself, Come Out with us today!

SOUNDTRACK:

Brian in the club coming out: Adrenaline

Ida sings to Brian when he first sees the potential for drag superstardom: Champion

Sickening look for Brian: Glamazon/Cover Girl mash up

Bitchy Queens Song: Read You Wrote You

Parents wanting him to become a solicitor: Freaky Money

Loving relationship of drag mother and drag daughter: Call Me Mother

Toast of the Town: The Realness

Vicious rivalry with Mz Kayda: Jealous of my Boogie

Brian is performing as the star in the show: Kitty Girl

Brian’s parents find out (TWIST! These aren’t Ru Paul songs….but they were made with that RuMoney!):

Mum- Lions and Tigers and Bears

Dad- Blah Blah Blah remix (musical relevant changes)

Applied for the new Ru Paul drag race: Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent

Their relationship blossoms: Colour (Todrick AGAIN! - that bitch don’t know when he ain’t wanted!)

Brian battles through all of this and wins the competition: Super Queen/ Sissy That Walk Mash-Up

His father’s approval: Born Naked

Kitty Girl Performance Outift:

https://imgur.com/a/QunMYRM

Ms Sassina S. Slavia brings you Mz Shady, a first class cunty sidebitch:

http://imgur.com/a/8O9dmzL